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THEN I SHALL MAKE SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD *photosynthesis*

Um because it's in Georgia and I'm broke, how's that

I ban teh spud for having a transgressive nose!

THPONTANEOUTHRY COMBUTHTED

I don't know, it made for a pretty funny song.

I pan teh spud for putting every bit of powder he comes across up his nose as a matter of habit.

I don't know, watching him freak out and try to find it might be kind of amusing.

And when you woke up, your weiner was gone!

I ban teh spud because that means he's probably also the one responsible for the 1200 MSP missing from my XBL account since the last time I logged in and the suspicious presence of Modern Warfare in my activity list.

My work computer has no speakers, but that's okay, from the preview image I don't think I was likely to play that video anyway.

Yes. After his in-ring career wrapped up, he spent like a decade or two on the announce desk.

And the realization of this fact does not have you huddling in a corner, clutching your head in your hands?

I ban teh spud for acting as if Rick the Adventure Sphere is superior to Wheatley.

... Evidently you have a very different definition of the term "party rock" than what I had guessed.

I'd go with an announce team of Gaidal and Birgitte, given their role as literal outside observers. Probably have a one-off line to lampshade the fact that this shouldn't make sense given that they were both incarnate in one form or another during the bulk of the series.

Also, I'd go back at least a decade or more for a base for announcers; these days they very rarely call the action in the ring, and spend most of their time discussing the characters and storylines (when they're not going off on some irrelevant tangent). You want to listen to Jim Ross / Jerry Lawler, or Bobby Heenan / Gorilla Monsoon for classic examples.

That's the wrong narcotic!

I ban teh spud because

He's saying not to ride that white pony, is our Eduardo.

Or life after school can be just as empty and meaningless as life during school. You get out of it what you put into it.

I ban teh spud for not knowing Wheatley's ramblings.

I wasn't disagreeing! If I made the same money regardless of time worked, I wouldn't have had such a problem with less business cutting my hours practically in half over the last six months.

Holmes versus Moriarty! Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE

I ban teh spud for that silly little bellhop hat.

I advise the human race to go extinct.

On the subject of rasslin, how's your match going?

YOU'RE WELCOME *unmakes you*