HeavyHalfMoonBlade

I'm not sure how we are going to communicate without this shared language.

Are you trying to tell me you don't have every British advert from 1990 memorized? I am disappointed.

Just to let you know, that like Murphy's, I'm not bitter.

Someone without a degree in pedantry? Whatever will we do....

Asteroids, now there was a real game.

Totally. What princess doesn't like asparagus crowns? Super lekker, hoor.

Only a Jam Tart would want maroon.

Asparagus here is normally white. Though most white asparagus is now grown in Peru. I saw a great programme where a Dutch journalist went to Peru and heard that the farmers there got a free supply of asparagus but they thought it was disgusting and ground it up for animal feed. The journalist found this a national slight, so sought to change their minds. Much hilarity ensued - especially when he was trying to ask for an asparagus pan, strangely absent in Peru. But eventually he had a meal of boiled white asparagus, ham, boiled eggs and potatoes, and those Peruvians had to admit, it was as tasty af. The issue generally is, that there is a nasty horrible skin that is the exact same colour as the flesh, so peeling is really awkward if you aren't experienced. And unpeeled asparagus is totally minging. To use a Scottish term, lol, I remember my kids needed some convincing, but the head of the asparagus is called a crown in Dutch, so we convinced her it was Princess food.

Make Zander red. Red is sus.

Purple, please.

Granny Smith's

Just want to let you know that I won't be looking for revenge against you and Turin. If I regrettably have to vote for you it will be only in the best interests of Town and I will be really reluctant to do so. VOTE ZANDER VOTE TURIN Sorry was checking the hot keys were set up correctly.

He is going to be even worse with a bigger audience, isn't he? Sure will be a shame to make him a D1 lunch. I'm already choked up at the thought.

Are we getting an explanation of what the Town Watcher does, or does everyone else already know that?

Turin started it, Miss.

Now that sounds interesting. Don't think it is that kind of game though, lol.

What do you mean? It cannot be as bad again, can it? I mean it gets better... Doesn't it? Lol

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Some nice words from my birthday buddy and everything is OK with the world again, lol.

Yeah though is a problem later, no way I can act like that as a wolf. So I'll probably be an easy read for a while.

There was some bad luck there. I'd never have voted for Andy except in that exact Andy or no lynch situation.

The banter was fun, it was the constant uncertainty of who to trust, and it was even worse when you couldnt know who was working together. Like Turin and Zander being town and being suspicious is somehow much easier mentally to deal with that the idea they are secretly working together to push you off balance. That is a really horrible feeling. I doubt it will ever be as bad as the first time.

I have to say I'm glad the last day was stress-free. If we had managed to mislynch so the last day was win or lose that could have been awful. Getting rid of the GF really helped know I could trust Dice's reads, and seeing as mine were 100% terrible that meant I had a better peek. I still don't believe Turin wasn't a wolf, lol.

I hate you all, lol. I was gunning for the mafia team. So unfair. And I like how the newby that didn't have to the two most vocal players trying to lynch them the entire game had a great time. Maybe more of a spectator sport? And now you know I'm innocent, and I won game (by luck as the cop) I admit and you are still all calling me shady! I'm really shocked. Not a single sorry? That was brutal. I mean really really brutal. And I don't have any meta now, as there is no way I could fake that level of mental anguish as a wolf. Lol, I cannot believe you guys are all like well done for making totally destroy while the wolves nearly got away with it.

I wasn't being shady, lol. FML.