HeavyHalfMoonBlade

So I don't get why people were so suspicious of Andy. There weren't two wolves on Turin so she could never have meant that, nor would it have made any sense for her to say anything like that to make a mistake with. And if it was a mistake, then it had nothing to do with wolves. So I don't get that at all. And @Cairos with the "are we voting for Turin comment" , were you trying to be wolfy or was that an attempt to blend in that went wrong? And @Zander? I believe you mentioned apologising? I'm not even speaking to you Turin, you murderous so and so.

Dice because eod was as confusing as **** and you guys were all going on about how Mills and Cairos were randomly going on about what a mastermind Dice was and he was sus af. I regretted cos you guys went from slightly sussing me to go all out death fantasy on me and I really didn't think I would survive. I couldn't believe that one of you guys wasn't mafia, but then Andy flipped GF so I knew Dice was lock clear and he read you two as just dumb and Sooh as sus. So I followed his read rather than investigating one of you (would have been Turin).

Yes. Town peek on Dice D1. Red peek on Sooh D2.

Lynch Dice for Dice. He would have wanted it this way.

It doesn't matter. Vote me. I'll flip cop. I'll take one for the team. There is no way on earth even Zander anf Turin could mislynch me and then fail to notice that DiceSooh is the culprit. Dice, Zander and Turin all fingered Sooh, er, I mean like pointed a finger at Sooh while covering each other. Dice had been bizarrely accurate so I followed his read rather than mine, especially as some random accusations on D1 had convinced me Dice was worth investigating, so I knew I could trust his reads came from a good place. But anyway. VOTE. Me or DiceSooh. Matters not, except to whether you want to have a perfect Town win or thw embarrassment of killing the cop first, because you don't know the truth when you see it. Inconsistent tone my yellow hairy rear end. You guys should be ashamed.

Vote, dagnamit. Either I'm telling the truth and we vote DiceSooh and win. Or I'm mafia and lying and you vote me. Either way, Town wins. As if you mislynch either just lynch the other next time. Impossible to mislynch twice. And i'm still not used to seeing my name everywhere. VOTE! Discussion time is over.

Well, ok, I'm bored. But I would just to like to let Turin and Zander know that I have started a Christmas card list, purely for the purpose of scoring them off it. What is wrong with you both? Trying to kill a player that genuinely has never been branded wolf in the history of the cosmos? None of this empty Zander boasting. Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to gather you in the drawing room of the Shady Oaks home. I have a shocking announcement to make. I am not a resident here. Something I would have thought you might notice given my youth and vigorously sexy body, compared to your decrepit and wrinkled shambles. I am a member of His Majesty's Constabulary. I have been conducting clandestine operations here, while being incredibly awesome and good-looking as a sideline. Sadly my reads on you reprobates were useless, given the murderous tendencies of many of your residents. But following the suspicions of a certain late Dice, I have proof positive that Dice... Er, DiceSooh, is the despicable user of the lead piping in the kitchen with disgusting results. And he is mafia too, a lesser crime. I move that we quickly end this sham, as teasing you lot was not as fun as it might be unless I actually put effort into, not that Zander and Turin don't 100% deserve it, a hundred times over. VOTE DICESOOH Lol my phone automatically capitalised vote and suggested ZANDER or TURIN as the next word. Even it knows how sus you guys are.

U wot? I really don't follow? The world doesn't revolve around you, you know.

Wolfier than you? I don't think so! I'm thinking I won't be the one getting lynched today. Maybe it will be you? Feeling guilty yet? Poor Dice. How could you?

Me? Wolfy? But surely not. I'm the towniest villager that ever reverse werewolfed. Just pointing out it sure is a shame that Dice's 100% record of picking wolves came to such a sad and abrupt end. Truly, I am inconsolable.

Just to think he was talking about lunching me as well. What a coincidence he won't be able to.

Still alive. Phew.

At least we aren't talking about fannies.

FREEDOM!

What lol? My eyes are just broken. *I picture you dressed as the Ultimate Warrior. Wtf, thumbs.

Must say I picture dresses as the Ultimate Warrior at all times. Pants not allowed.

Huh, it is just a weave, Egwene.

*how quickly, lol. Though I hate that Joe Quickly, too, the wolfy soab.

I don't like Joe quickly Gudrean is learning. This could have disastrous consequences. Double Zander. The world is not ready.

Proof Ithi is just doing this to watch grown men fight over her say so. How long before a "no pants" rule is implemented? I shudder to think.

Hey, no worries. As I say, humour is a very personal thing. I'm definitely not trying to state that I am the gatekeeper of what is funny. My own sense of humour is deeply twisted, I would never judge someone else on what they find funny or not. Humour has to be able to push boundaries. But we are also allowed not to find it funny.

Why would I be commenting on your relationship with a friend? You guys can totally get up to whatever you want as long as everything is consensual for all of me. I wish you both every happiness.

I'm not going to comment on your reading of my humour. That seems unnecessary.

Hmmph. Not rising to the bait.

The first one is funny, the other three are deeply disturbing. That stuff ain't funny, maybe in some alternate world where this wasn't happening in real life, it could be seen as a joke, some sort of satire. But in today's climate? Not for me. Humour is obviously a very personal thing, but these miss the mark, for me at least, by a very large margin. But I guess the world would be a boring place if we were all the same?