The Band of the Red Hand

oh yeah, new and improved *sets up a spam statue of himself, so that all will know whos corner this is* *puts up a sign which reads: ANYONE WHO EATS THIS STATUE WILL BE SEVERELY PUNNISHED* *brandishes his whip* ok guys, please spam, and have all the spam you can eat *sighs* yes, there is other stuff if you don't like spam. Oh, and plenty of brew.

Okay, so I gave up on getting my other account activated and started another one. I kept emailing help@dragonmount, but nothing ever happened. So I am no longer Razzmatazz here, but Razzles! (pronounced Razz-zuhls) So, what's been up?

Get over to the tower and congratulate me, hit me, whatever, just don't kill me. http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=105211#105211

Welcome Talmanes! You made a good choice joining! Most of the band will be here shorlty as all the members are scattered around the globe. *hands Talmanes a drink of Bandy* Cavalry official drink. Best in the Band!

Welcome Ginger! I believe you have been at the offboard sites. The MG (Marshal General of the Band) will be here shortly to give you the official spiel if he hasn't yet. While you wait... *hands Ginger a drink of Bandy* Cavalry official drink. Best in the Band! Feel free to visit the local tavern (The Stumbling Soldier)

This thread is reserved for daily quotes I will post from Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy. They may be slightly edited so that ppl who have not read the book will be able to understand them to. Today's is from Book 1 - Chapter 7 "You know" said Arthur "It's at times like this when I'm about to die that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you." "I don't know, I didn't listen." If you like, I will post again tomorrow.

wonderful to see you here at hte Band!!! i know you probably have alot of questions, and they will get answers!!! Corki will be here soon to welcome you officially to the Band andwill give you lots of info that you need! *hands Fats_Oz a flaming Shot* thats the archers official drink.. its the best

Corki walks around the Campfires of the Band placing up notices with the following on them. The Hall of Shame Have you seen these Band Members? They are wanted in connection with a serious crime! They have all registered here at DM, but not applied to join the Band of the Red Hand as an ORG. Those on the Hall of Shame shall remain on here until their application is approved. Their names are as follows: - Dragonspawn - Vambram - TheWitchKing - A3M0N - Christine Sedai - Estel - Mightelove - Sitara - ConningOfficer - BeastMasterJ - asrid - heathen666 - Jur Grady If you see one of these Band Members online here at DM, or at the off board…

Corki stands outside a newly erect building after the fun and games of the last Stumbling Soldier thread. The building glistens in the mid-day sun, showing off its newness and splendour. Across the door is a shiny red ribbon, and in Corki's hands is a pair of scissors. Corki opens the blades of the scissors and goes to cut the ribbon. Corki addresses all the Band Members, and any passer-bys, standing before him. "Band Members, and Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to welcome you to the Band of the Red Hand's general tavern again, The Stumbling Soldier. Everything is clean and tidy after the mess in the last Tavern! A wide variety of Battle Brews are available, inclu…

Let me be the first to officially welcome you to the Band of the Red Hand! I am Lord Horn, one of the Banner Captains of the Cavalry. Corki, our Marshal-General (org leader) will be along soon I'm sure to tell you some important info and give you the link to our offsite boards, and other Regiments less prestigious than the Cavalry will try to convince you that they are as good as the awesome Cavalry! *slides Semilucid a Bandy, the official Cavalry drink* Welcome to the Band!

welcome to the band! Nice to see you in another org of mine! I'm a Banner Captain of the Cavalry here, and I am officially welcoming you with the Band's best drink! *slides elmin a Bandy*

"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else." Emily Dickinson. In the poundering expance of bordom a afforded myself the opprotunity to start a new game or perhaps an old one revised. But then the most betwixing thing came over me; a blob of writters noncreativeness. So in blur of descriptive junk I brusied my noggen into a flurry of thought...... ouch. But then it hit me! I will start a game. A wonderfull game of wit and wisdom. This will not be addle minded, but may be of the mind of the addled. The Rules. 1. Every post must start with a quote in responce to the previous post. Please site source and any souce may be used but m…

Welcome to the Band! Fearsome name you have. You'll fit right in with the Band. *hands DragonLady a shot of Bandy* Best drink in the Band! Feel free to visit the local tavern.

Well... Somehow we managed to accidentally not give you a welcome thread. It's late but at least it's here!. Welcome to the Band! You've already made it to the Band boards and you've already started enjoying yourself. So.. ummm, keep up the good work!. Here, have a flaming shot!

The Hornsounder A Note From the Editor by Woolhead Hey Hey!! So here I am at the beginning and end of my reign as editor of The Hornsounder. I'm not going to lie, I had a good run, one of the best I would say (all 30 days of it!). However, I was only a interim editor as editing duties will now pass on to one of the original editors, Magnus Canis Rufus. To him I say good luck, enjoy, and I'm sure you will do the job much better than I would have ever been able to! Well... that's enough about me, now for the Band! All I can say is WOW! The Band it seems has grown exponentially in these last weeks to the extent that even me, a new member, is noticing beyond be…

Hi, and welcome to here, which is where you are! If you have any questions, ask somebody else, as I'm as new as you are!

*pulls in kegs of brew* now....where ot put the bandy......... *thinks* *thinks harder* *uses bandy as bar stools* :P *puts shots on the bar stools* *put latrine water outside* *parties on and gets some music on* who wants ot DJ? and you get a free shot when you claim your stool ;)

Hiya, and welcome to the Band! Have a flaming shot, the official Archer drink, and remember to join the Archers after your time as a raw recruit! Corki will come along shortly to give you more info, but in the meantime, feel free to post wherever you like. Just hop into a conversation and make yourself at home! *hands nighteyes a flaming shot* Cheers! :D

welcome to the Band!!! join us in the tavern for some fun!! *hands Eve a flaming shot*

Has anyone seen the roll call?I tink i lost it.......oopsie :oops:

Welcome to the Band!! you made a good choice there!!! *hands Dude a flaming shot* have fun! :D (and choose the archers )

For about the next week, I am unsure how often I will be able to get online as I am going back home after my first year at university. There will be lots of catching up to do with family and friends, so I may not be around as much as I wish. For all you Raw Recruits, I will do my best to assign you as best as possible, but if I can't, RLOs, please make a thread and just tell where people go. I know you will be up for the job! :D Also, when I go home, I have slooooooooooooooooooooooow dial up connection, which means what I can do in a few hours here in halls will take me all day at home. So please give me time to do things as a result. Plus I have work as well…

Lol, I've been already enough times today! Now I've just stopped eating, that seems to have done the trick. I'm just feeling a bit...sensitive. *I eagerly gulp down a brandy, then another and another* So I'll substitute it with drink!

OK I guess I'm a nurses assistant now so here is my official tent. If you are injured sick or whatever you can come here and get treated. The beautiful Twinflower is also a nurses assistant, her tent will be set up in the band private boards for all those injured there. The lovely Chaelca will be the nurses aid here, I'm not sure what that means but I hope it comes with a good outfit *grins* Here is what the tent looks like. *sits waiting for first injury*

Hi Pyro, welcome to the Band! *hands Pyro a Flaming shot and a mug of brew* Make yourself at home! (oh yeah, and after you're raw recruit phase, don't forget to join the Archers!) :D

Hi girl! Welcome to the Band! :D I see you've finally given in to Oz's charm ( ), and decided to join us!! You will spend your first three weeks as a Raw Recruit, and then you can choose to join the Archers (which is the best choice, really), the Cavalry, or the Infantry! Corki, our Marshal General, will email you shortly with the link to the offsite boards. Let me know if you have any questions! In the meantime, have a flaming shot or three! They are the official Archer drink 8) *lines up a few flaming shots in front of Odette, and hands her a mug of brew*

*walks in to see the tavern's gotten pretty quiet* *walks over to an old Piano in a corner and starts wiping dust off of it* *sits and proceeds to play* sung to the tune of 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel http://funwear.no-ip.com/musicmp3/On%20CD/BILLY%20Joel%20Piano%20Man.MP3 The Stumbling Soldier on a normal day The regular crowd shuffles in There is Corki sitting next to me Making love to his brew with a grin He says "Friend, do you want to join the Cavalry? Or The Archers w/ their arrows and bows, And The Infantry's sweet but they never come greet the new recruits, Where are they? who knows." Bridge: la lala didi daa lala didi daa daa dum *Lor…

Hiya, welcome to the Band! Corki, our MG, will be along shortly to post an official welcome, and he will contact you by email as well. I'm Cads, and Archer Regimental Liaison Officer (RLO), and when you spend your week as a Raw Recruit with the Archers, I (and Chaelca, our other lovely RLO) will be in charge of you! So get on my good side now... The Archers are the best regiment in the Band! We have the cleanest weapon, no horse dookie, and no latrine digging duties. We also have the COOLEST official drink - Flaming Shots! They are the best Brew to be had! *hands Book a Flaming Shot* Drink up, and be merry! :P So, please feel free to pop int…

Alright peoples! I have been informed of a crisis, most likely made by Northie, that all the Cavalry and Infantry brew has been STOLEN! Sooooo... I have decided to make my kegs in my MYSTERIOUS SECRET STASH available to all, except for my stolen Marshal-General Special Brew and my Staffy's Reserve. Notice: I am not actually keeping it here, I am just taking orders for it here and will go retrieve it for you. And don't bother trying to find where it is unless you know the url to my surprise for the cavalry and know my password! One serving is a Pint, and 50 pints are in a keg! My available inventory: 16 Kegs of Bandy Current Keg: 13/50 Pints 15 Kegs o…

I haven't been real active in our DM boards lately and felt the need to explain one of my reasons. I have developed some carpel tunnel in my wrists. I know many of you probably have it even worse than I do, and I respect your willingness to remain here, but as we have always agreed, RL comes first. In my job, I am required to hold my horn with my right wrist, the one most affected. As the carpel tunnel worsens, so does the pain while I play and march, so to avoid the problem getting much worse, I have been wearing a brace while at the computer, as well as keeping mostly to the behind the scenes work in the Band, mainly the staff board, the website, and a couple of oth…