Alright peoples! I have been informed of a crisis, most likely made by Northie, that all the Cavalry and Infantry brew has been STOLEN! Sooooo... I have decided to make my kegs in my MYSTERIOUS SECRET STASH available to all, except for my stolen Marshal-General Special Brew and my Staffy's Reserve.

 

Notice: I am not actually keeping it here, I am just taking orders for it here and will go retrieve it for you.

 

And don't bother trying to find where it is unless you know the url to my surprise for the cavalry and know my password!

 

One serving is a Pint, and 50 pints are in a keg!

 

My available inventory:

16 Kegs of Bandy

Current Keg: 13/50 Pints

 

15 Kegs of Bandy XO

Current Keg: 45/50 Pints

 

10 Kegs of Marshal-General's Special Brew

Current Keg: 8/25 Pints OFF LIMITS

 

10 Kegs of Flaming Shots

Current Keg: 32/50 Pints

 

1 Keg of Infantry Brew

Current Keg: 37/50 Pints

 

5 Kegs Retro Cavalry Brew

Current Keg: 37/50 Pints

 

5 Kegs of Battle Brew

Current Keg: 40/50 Pints

*drools*

Important order

 

1 Bandy, 1 flaming shot, 1 Battle Brew, and 1 Infantry Brew please

no cavalry brew?? tsk tsk

 

well... here you go! All that you ordered!

thanks oh Horny one

*goes off to make his concoction in a different mug*

a little more Bandy, and then the shot

there.

*drinks*

*drnks the rest of contents of the other mugs*

ahhh

*thinks about having some of everything...then remember how she can be when drunk*

 

i'll just take one bandy ! LOL

*giggles evilly*

*Orders 39 pints of cav brew*

*runs off with it floating along behind her to the water hole*

*gives chaelca a bandy*

 

*gives northie a cavalry brew*

 

sorry northie, but as I said I'm not keeping them here! besides even with your nasty plan I still have more kegs!

ummmmmmmm.. i would like some bandy please :D 8)

you would? hmmmm *considers*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok.

*orders another cav brew*

:P

:D thanks Horn :D *brings the bandy to a secret location*

northie, do you have a designated driver? I think you've had too many drinks tonight! ;)

LOL

 

me, too !

 

*grins*

 

*whispers to Northie* let's finish all those cav brew !

 

*makes an angel face*

urm...*pats corki*

corki is :D

*orders more cav brew*

*puts it into car*

*drives to secret lcoation8

*deposits*

*comes back for more*

*looks at Northie*

 

What have I done, considering I haven't posted on this until now??

*orders one more cav brew*

 

LOL :lol:

 

*winks at Northie*

ohhh I'd like to try one of each please since I've never actually drank them before :D

*pokes* 8)

*laughs at northie*

 

you really ARE drunk since you think I gave you some of the brew! Silly northie! hehehe that is why I am not actually keeping my stash here!

 

So... policy change! No more archers are allowed to get any cavalry brew or bandy! Well.... with a few exceptions for the more honest ones!

 

*gives Leane one of EVERY brew*

:D then i want some Cav brew and Bandy please 8)

:shock:

 

 

 

would that mean that i'm not honest ?

 

*is in schock*

I don't trust you archers! And I have good reason!

 

*points to northie*

:shock: *pouts* not fair..

ooo yay thanks horn!

*giggles and secretly hands the drinks over to Danya to place in the secret location*

 

*looks shocked*

:shock:

I didn't get to try the drinks....sneaky archers stole it from me :(