The Black Tower

I found these while browsing another public forum, it had me laughing so much, there were pages and pages of this stuff, I'll just post some that I found the funniest: "Me: Julius Caesar speaking Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X Me: That used to be my name, now I'm known as Caesar Debitas: (sounding resigned) Ok, well Caesar, can you tell me your date of birth Me: How dare you take that tone of voice with the great Caesar Debitas: What is your post code? Me: My what? I have armies conquering the world - are you one of those saxons? Debitas: I need to confirm your security details Me: I have enough security - no-one can get near me Debitas: I mean the details we h…

Welcome Sniper...have a good look around the board and boards, once you have a access and feel free to ask any questions... But do tell us about yourself...and prepared to be spammed...I hope! Have some Tainted Brownies whilst you wait...

So. It's been a crazy year, 2010 has. So much has happened, so many things have come and gone and changed and it's just been unbelievable. Anyway, so I'm now dating a Brit. And, if all goes well with us, I may end up moving overseas to be with him. We'll see, though. So, the first thing. I just want to say, you guys are awesome and have totally sold me on the awesomeness of all you folks from across the pond. I am in awe of you. Second thing, I'm going to be visiting Mister Joe sometime this summer, probably for a month or so, but we're still figuring out details. We kind of want to do some traveling, see lots of different sights and stuff, and so, I wa…

I just learned that you can play mafia on StarCraft II Wings of Liberty. I tried against the computers, but they just sat there. Can't stand inactives, but I couldn't lynch them myself!

That's right go HERE You can say what you think of his review, ask questions, and then mark it for him. Of you go, he's put the effort in, lets support him!

Welcome my sweet to the madness that is the Black Tower..Have a brownies *passes Delrian a plate* Have a good look around...The Tainted Times (pinned on this board) is a good place to start. Soon you will have access to the private boards. now tell us about yourself!

*lines up several tins of Spam on a nearby hillside* *weaves Fire and Air*.... *BOOM* *sends bits of tin and spam flying everywhere* What?? I did say it was a Spam war.

Does anyone have my torch? I've looked everywhere! If you've taken it, bad things will happen...

And another one...wooohooo! Welcome Christine to the Black Tower, home of insanity and tainted brownies, please have one...in fact have a plate full. Now tells us all about yourself and expect the thread to be spammed....it better be too I want my points!

I want a tainted brownie...but I gave up brownies (and cookies, and cake, and ice cream, and candy) for Lent...

So I was given this new DAB radion alarm clock for Christmas. Anyway this morening I get up after a pretty good nights sleep (and I needed it). The alarm didn't go off it's Sunday...it's not meant to. So my mum phones later in the morning and then mentions about the clocks going forward last night. So i go into panic as my clock says 11.30. I have to go food shopping before taking My girl to her last show at 1pm today...So i panic...it isn't 11.30 but 12.30 and my daughter is only just getting dressed. Panic ensues, and me nearly having a heart attack until my mum points out that it is only 11.30...my lovely new alarm clock automatically adjusted the time for me…

Someone tell me how to post a poll in DM 8. I don't get it....

And yo say it's over in the Sports Ground? And you even have a Link? Well how convenient! In case you don't understand, points for week one have been awarded, and week two is in motion with a new theme and new questions.

Welcome wolf to this little place we have here. have a look round join in you know the drill... Oh and tell us a bit about yourself. And have some Tainted special Brownies.

This is a Mistborn themed mafia game. Note however that it's based on the world of the books but not completely scripted off them. Pretty much, that means that no actual Mistborn characters are included. Also if in you're sign up posts, you could say whether or not you're read the Mistborn books, that'd be great. Looking for about twenty-one players total but there is leeway for that. Thanks! 1)Song of and 2)Meesh! <3 3)Phelix 4)WorldWideWebwombat 5)MCS #83 6)The Amazing One. >_> (Talya) 7)Da one who plays 3 pianos 8)Elli 9)Tinker 10)Tall Man 11)Vambram 12)Tina 13)Lee 14)just Alanna 15)Aus…

VOTING TIME... GO VOTE NOW VOTE LINK HERE

This is the online Shockwave Competition! Just go find a shockwave or flash game on the internet you think if fun and interesting and PM with the following information: The Name of the game A Link to the game A brief description of the game You will get 5 Points for submitting a game. Each person can only submit one game. The deadline for submitting games will be March 20th or so. At that time, I will update this thread with your game submissions and open up the thread to voting. Each person can vote for one game and will earn 3 Points for voting. (An easy 8 Points for submitting a game and then voting) At the end of the month, I will add up…

I found you!!! They made a game for you!

Okay it's time for the March Roll Call... 5pts for signing in. As it's Mad March Hare season, I thought a picture of a mad, weird, funny animal for another 5 pts.. and if you fail to sign in for three months or more, then you will be whisked off to the Deserters Tree.. Moved to the Deserters Tree at the Beginning of March: Aemon Rune Shadow Walker Coravron LilyElizabeth Liathana Ash Hopwil Moved to the Deserters Tree to the Void at the Beginning of March: Anoxanmore: 56 Ashamanfan: 65 AoShun: 10 Amadine: 128 Bad Company: 40 CosmicPanda: 5 Crusher: 50 daishar: 10 Damer Flynn: 10 Dragan: 20 Drekka Mort: 110 Damon Devi…

On life!!!! No just kidding... I have given up my current college major for HOPEFULLY something that I will be a little better at and somewhat easier for me personally. I am giving up being the mad scientist/doctor with a Biochemistry degree. For that nerdy fat guy job with the Computer Science degree (computer programming). So yea! I am now officially on the 10 year plan? What I'm not? I can still graduate on time? Oh darn. Oh well. But yea, I think I may still minor in Biochemistry since I only need like 3 more classes to have a minor, but hopefully this change of major will get my GPA up and I can do something I enjoy :) So if you have been wo…

...well almost free points, easy points anyway. CLICK HERE FOR TEH POINTS

This will now be updated with things that are happening around the BT and alsio around DM. i will update it regularly. When I do the date will change so you will know when it was last added to. There will be links etc. If there is anything you wish to add to The Tainted Times then please PM me...

THE EMPY'S Go and nominate who/what you think are the best of DM in 2010 Look HERE for more details. Now get down there and start nominating your choices. Let your voice be heard!

The Wolfkin Social Group need a new Leader. If you feel you can give this position a good percentage of your time and feel you can do the job well then have a look HERE for details on applications.

Dueling, the classic way to settle differences, or just have fun, and earn points. But where, you might ask, can I duel? Why, right here of course, in the BT! Don't have the One Power yet? No problem! In a duel, you can use the power anyway, and earn points! Prefer weapons or hand to hand combat? No problem! You can also choose that as a way to duel and earn points! So what are you waiting for! Go sign up today! Dueling Sign-Up Thread But don't forget to read the rules: Dueling Info Thread Did I mention there are points involved?

That's right a OP (One Power) competition will be starting soon. the fight against Light and Shadow. Choose you side, if your not yet in a faction. Anyone can play, so go and sign up HERE!!! Oh and points are there for all who take part. If you don't know who to do OP fights we can set you up in a teaching game before, won't take long and you earn points for that!

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/57584-dueling-thread-talmanes-vs-gareth/page__st__20__gopid__1791376#entry1791376 why are you still here

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It's been a loooooong time lol, missed the shens that went down here, y'all miss me?

well come on down and kick the tar out of this little half-ling *tosses half-ling into the middle of the room* there you go vent your anger... it'll make you fell better