Does anyone have my torch? I've looked everywhere! If you've taken it, bad things will happen...

what i'm kidding i don't have your torch *hides torch behind back*

Well, keep looking.

*raises hand*

 

I know where your torch is.

What about my remote?

No talking about remotes...my daughter has just lost ours!!!

 

Anyway, is this the torch I gave you, LOST, ALREADY...

 

OR STOLEN...*GLARES AT ALL*

 

Okay I'm finished carry on.. >.>

hey kudaran look in that dark room with no windows and locks from the outside only

Edited March 11, 201115 yr by Gareth the conqueror

You mean this room over here...

*falls into a pit*

*close pit* ya that room

Hey! There's a kitten in here!

A TAINT KITTEN!!!

watch out i hear it bits

I hope it's not a ninja security cat.

I'd tell you, but it clawed my eyes out so I'm not entirely sure.

So that's where my Kitty went...

 

Ah, now that would explain a lot.

He;s friendly mostly, unless he hasn't eaten and I'm sure I fed him recently....

Well he did only take my eyes, so he can't be that hungry.

I did give him Ed's leg recently so I guess that tied him over...

Wait...He actually ate that?

I assumed because he didn't eat that he had, but it could be he found something else, whatever you are pretty lucky.

 

It means I will have to find some other way of getting rid of that leg, lol

 

I think the civies should have it!

*biffs the leg at the nearest Civie*

*dusts hands*

Problem solved.

'biffs'...you have no idea what went through my mind when I saw this...but then I saw it was Talm and not Ed...

ya so anyone wanna buy a torch *scratches dragons name off*

Lol, oh dear.

Aha! Torch thief! Prepare to be scourged by the One Power, scum!