The Black Tower

I have been informed by an anonymous person that the OL has not been recieving enough flattery. This just will not do. As one of the foremost leaders in OverLord Flattery, I have come down for the next few days to provide you all a workshop which will provide the three basics in flattery and seduction. The first lesson will be the art of Flattery. First of all, the OverLord is above all else, a woman. And there is no saying more true than the old adage: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. This is true for even our taint-twisted OverLord as well. Do not let it enter your mind that just because she runs the most unruly place in the whole world doesn't mean that …

Any particular reason i cant see the Shadow boards?

I thought it would be fun to make a thread where we post crazy, weird or obscure music videos! I'll start us of :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPviF7Wp_bw&feature=related

[CUT] Those of you who read any of that, forgive me.

So, I saw HP7I last night. Got home by 10:30 pm, just in time to got to bed to wake up at 2:30 am to go to work. Was it worth it? Yes. Free movie, free drinks, popcorn, and candy. Yes, it was worth it.

Yay!!!! After finding a new job, getting divorced and finally buckling down to finally buy my own computer, the led has returned triumphantly to the Tower of Insanity!!!! I don't like these new forums though...............................

MMMMPH! MAAAMMPPH RRRGGGGMH! (TYNAAL! SAVE ME!)

Welcome Deadly...enjoy your stay here....MUWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! So whilst you eat this lovely tainted brownies I have made tell us a bit about yourself...

Welcome Lessa, I hope you enjoyed the Brownies...have some more So tell us a bit about yourself and any other random stuff you wish to say,. as most of the stuff you get back from these guys is pretty random, but nice ion a random comforting way...>.>

Welcome Zo, tell us a bit about yourself or just spam, or just have fun and slap MC (and yes MC you will get points!)

Hello, would you like to meet my moustache? Please donate if you can. https://www.movember.com/us/donate/your-details/member_id/809656/

HAAAAHAAAAA

Sooooo if you haven't noticed (yea doubt that any of you have <_<) Yea I blame ToM and RL for taking me away suddenly MIA and taking me away from DM. I am FINALLY finished with ToM! (More or less, still got about 60 pages to go but meh this weekend it will be a done deal!) So yes I am back! EXPECT MORE MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Welcome Secret, please make yourself at home and tell us about your self, made up stuff is fine, in fact the whackier the better, whether made or not. any questions please ask....for then you shall receive, I don't what you'll get mind you, so just beware....

Any and everything about the worlds greatest game is a go here. Best pitch, favourite (yea check out the spelling for you guys haha) league, favourite teams, player, scores and stats, boots, the poor match balls for the cup games... It's all welcome here.

Hello there Alex, I hope there is enough Blood left in you after signing the contract...as we do have to take some for various test and experiments we may want to do with you.... And have some more Brownies... And tell us about yourself before you pass out with lack of blood!

Just to let you guys know... DM at present is in Performance mode. This is like Safe mode on your computer. It means there maybe some of the normal features are not available at present eg, PM's, no Profile etc. This is due to amount of people accessing this site (not just the forums) because of the release of book 13. So whilst the book signing tour is still on, it will remain in this mode. Before there are complaints this much better than last time when we didn't have any forums at all. So we can still go about business.

Welcome my dear, to the madness that is the Black Tower.. Beware of Ed is the usual thing, but Demi (Dunbar) is back so be very aware...... >.> Have some tainted brownies whilst you are here...

*walks around juggling balls of fire while whistling* hehe just because I can now oh yea!

Just in case you don't get the above reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

CLICKY!

So when you are reading the books whether they be for the first time or doing a re-read do you do anything special while you do it? for example I like to listen to music when I read, but not just any music it has to be harder music like craddle of filth, or older slipknot. anyone have any odd or maybe unusual ways to read WoT?

Two weeks away and it's disgrace! The place is dusty...what have the civies been doing all this time? Where is everyone, partying 'till dawn no doubt! WEll I'm back so off your backsides and get on with some work.. I'll just put my feet up over here and watch

here is your official welcome thread... i bring some Tainted Brownies, made by my fair hands, they are quite scrummy even if I say so myself.. So tell us a bit about yourself! Have a look around, if any questions then please just ask, the PM system is unavailable right now so there will be no joining PM for the time being... Have fun, and don't worry too much about the maiming...you get used to it!

Whilst PM's are down. If anyone needs to contact me for any reason my email Address is.. Talya at Dragonmount dot com

1. My birthday 2. TOWERS OF MIDNIGHT IN 24 HOURS!!!!!! 3. HP7 (Part one) 4. THE END OF FALL QUARTER 5. American Thanksgiving your turn. What makes November awesome?

As promised, some cheerleader pictures from when they visited us here in Afghanistan. I have more if requested.

Well you see since all of our nice features like PM's and such are down I just thought I'd point out that I don't seem to be able to access a certain special board that Elli might just know something about. So yeah I'd enjoy if that could maybe get fixed, I was about to spend all my points, but I can't remember the special deduction which is posted in that board. Cheers.

So it is 8:25 am my time. I have been at work for about 20 minutes. My wife calls me and tells me the book is at home now. Is it too early too call in sick to go get it? :)

*flings a huge over-ripe tomato at the first person that enters* FOOD FIGHT!!1! No weapons (except sporks) and channeling in here! We're in a Steading.