The Black Tower

Because I don't know how to SPAM properly. I see everyone else visiting and replying to every single thread they possibly can even if it's with nothing but a smiley. ;D But if I don't have anything to say, I CAN'T bring myself to do ANYTHING! Someone fix me!

Haul your arses up to the Light boards for your July task. You don't really want to make me hand out push up for the entire faction do you? ;) ;D

Thats right, Put in the name of who you want to go into the stocks, if we have a few contenders we will then have a vote on the top three!

...they just become STDs.

OOoooh Alanna! >.> Oh and any one else who reads this thread :D

This is the online Shockwave Competition! Just go find a shockwave or flash game on the internet you think if fun and interesting and PM with the following information: The Name of the game A Link to the game A brief description of the game You will get 5 Points for submitting a game. Each person can only submit one game. The deadline for submitting games will be June 17th. At that time, I will update this thread with your game submissions and open up the thread to voting. Each person can vote for one game and will earn 3 Points for voting. (An easy 8 Points for submitting a game and then voting) At the end of the month, I will add up t…

Thats right, a joke thread. Fed up with Football (soccer to the edumicated) Tennis, lets rip them apart in the form of humour. (btw there are good sites out there for the jokes...I cheat) ;D "Whoever thought up "It's only a game" probably just lost one. " ---------------- The team captain was rather surprised when a horse arrived and asked for a trial. The captain suggested that the horse play in a trial match which was about to begin. 'What number do you bat?' he asked the horse. 'I usually open,' came the reply. So the horse opened the innings, clad in whites and wearing a brightly coloured cap at a rakish angle over one ear. Every ba…

Yes, thats right! IRON MAIDEN!! Went and saw them in concert again Saturday night. Dream Theater opened for them, which was also very awesome! So, low and behold... PICS!!! Left to Right: Darrin (my buddy), Tyler, (my brother... with a shaved head at a metal concert... *sighs*), Vanion (me in all my metal-face glory!), Moose (my buddy, kinda in the back there), Brian (my cousin). The dude with the black curly hair in that pic we later discovered was named Alex. He moshed with me during Fear of the Dark and got a broken finger for his trouble. And then he was a freakin' MAN about it, and STAYED for the rest of the damn show!! I tip my hat to you…

Just follow the 3 creeds: 1)The Whickle Pickle Nickel; Don't Tickle that Ickle Fickle Sickle 2) Whee Whee, Don't You See that You and Me are Made to Be, Made to Be on a Tree without a Fee so Whee Whee, find the Key, find the Key, Lee, and Be what He said you should Be: One without a Knee, yet eyes to See and Whee Whee. Just don't drink that Pea Tea. 3)It's Sauce m' Boss, so don't Floss the Loss when it's just the Cost. It ain't DOS without Moss so no need to Toss the Cross. Just never forget it's the Whee Whee Whickle Sauce, Mr. Ross Klaus so need to Boss One Mista Santa Claus.

Yep.

Made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear! ;D

HURTS! Typing with little sleep and a touch of hangover = no bueno en mi cabeza. :-X

Okay. I had my introductory thread (which is still beating Junior's) and you all learned a bit about me. So now I want some other people to tell a little about themselves. Just slap out some favorites. Colors, sports, foods, deserts, television, books... I'm curious. This information might be in other threads, but... I /really/ don't want to hunt it down just to satisfy my curiosity. *And yes, I know Favorite is spelled wrong. I did it for Junior's sake.*

Step right up for the Ultra New Sanity Test, and test to see your level of sanity!!

All worsd in thsi topci wiht moer thna 3 lettesr muts be misspellde in the obviosu way. (If you dot'n knwo, loko at the pats few worsd).

About time too! I was starting to have DM withdrawals :P

Forgot to mention last month that if you don't sign into one of these threads (without leaving a LoA) for 3 consecutive months you will be put on the deserter's tree! If you are the rank of civilian and do not sign in for 6 consecutive months your name will be stricken from the deserter's tree and you will lose all your points and ranks. (This is in order to clean up the points page and deserter's tree). Don't post more than once or you get docked points. For signing in you get 5 points! YEA YOU HEARD IT 5 POINTS!!! And another 5 for putting in a sentence or two that will be put together to form a short story about The Black Tower! There once was a guy. Wh…

It was a bad idea.

Hey everyone! ;D I'm in a competition on a radio show called Myndjack Radio over on a site called alldigitalradio.com, and the way it is being conducted is by vote. So basically, if I don't get enough votes, I don't advance. I would really appreciate it if you could please help me out by voting for me. Here is the link: http://www.myndjack.com/forums/index.php?topic=3771.0 And if I win, I promose to get soda machines put in the cafeteria :P

So.. HAI EVERYONE! How are you?!

Hello all!!! Welcome to the first game hosted by the Settlement! WOOO!! This is a numbers guessing game! :D If you want to play, just guess the number I am thinking (random.org) from 1-100! Only one guess per person. You may choose the same number as some one else, but the points won are split between the number of people who chose that number. The winner is whoever guesses the closest to actual number, with a 10 point bonus added if you guess the exact number. Points: 1st: 15 points 2nd: 10 points 3rd: 5 points {Examples: - If person 1 and person 2 both choose '22' and the number is '23', they win. They both win 6 …

Since I have a cold, don't feel like doing anything and am bored as h3|| I'm gonna post a topic! So RAWR PEOPLE! RAWR!!!11

Alright, same drill as last month! The Settlement is hosting a muscles competition for the women this time around. Ladies, if you have some good biceps, abs, legs, whatever it is, we wanna see those muscles! First Place - 12 points Second Place - 8 points Third Place - 5 points This month it will be a public poll starting on the 25th, because I am expecting the ladies from the Settlement to participate! ;D All competitors photos will be put into the OP for vote consideration.

I experienced my second tornado!...More than 2 hours from where I live, in a different state, while eating popcorn. (Didn't actually eat popcorn) In a state that averages about 25 tornadoes per year (of which only maybe a couple are serious) I happened to have a soccer game there on a day that there were over 60 including one rather large one that came within a couple miles. They canceled the game. (???) :D

So I'm curious how everyone keeps up with everything. I know we have several enthusiastic posters and ex/current fiddlers here. There is so much that goes on so how do you keep up with everything here at the Black Tower or on DM in general?

Well, besides the fact that i got evicted, fired, and my old truck is now in collections, ill be moving back to a place where i get computer access..............

this is the place for videos jokes all to do with Football. Make me laugh and you get points. If however you call it soccer, you will lose 5pts. There is one rugby one in there. ------------------------ For women out there (you have to be into football over here to get that) - here is the Offside rule Made easy to understand: Picture this: you're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would…

Hehehe. :D