The Black Tower

NOOOooo, keep the Chaos! :'( Despothera knew it would be a challenge to convert another Lightie to the Shadow, after his previous plan worked so beautifully. Undaunted however, he picked his victim carefully, deciding to choose the target which would most devastate the little lighties. As his gaze settled on one particular Lightie, the most mischievous of grins sprung up on his face. 'The Glorious Goddess M'Hael will surely be pleased by this choice,' he thought to himself. Some may call him bold to take on such a large undertaking, but Despothera knew the path to pleasing the Great Lord of the Dark contained many great risks and obstacles so as to make the …

I just thought about Brandon Sanderson's initials. That is all.

Welcome Erica. We hope you enjoy the madness here. please continue to look around and also tell us a little about yourself. An official type person will be sending you a PM with more information. Until then just sit back and enjoy the TAINT as it deteriorates your sanity. Oh and have some Brownies.

This is my friend in real life whom I have convinced to try WoT and I dragged him here so he could meet you awesome people and want to read WoT even more :D so yeah he's going to start reading as soon as possible (that one guy joined just for the mafia so my buddy's who's gonna read it can be here too! :P ) So welcome Uncle Rat :D Anything you'd like all of them to know? Enjoy the Tainted brownies and have fun!!! You are about to see so much spam you shall be amazed HIT IT GUYS!!!!

So, I was wondering if DM also changed the time of the posts, because the time was always my time minus 1. I wonder if it still is.

Normal walkthrough is on private board. This is for those without access. (Seriously if you post, there will be consequences, and your posts will be deleted): You get 8 points for winning and 2 points for losing a One Power Battle. Beware if you run out of health then you lose 1 level off of your lowest elemental level. (For me it would be spirit right now would go down from 11 to 10). Or if your opponent is high enough and uses the balefire weave on you and it forms it is an automatic kill and you lose 2 levels off your lowest elemental level.

The liger - an interesting animal. It´s father is a lion and the mother is a tiger. They only exist in captivity because Lions and Tigers don´t live at the same places in nature. The liger can be much bigger than it´s parents. There is a DNA that prevents the animals to grow too big but that DNA is only carried by the female lion and the male tiger. Fascinating... Check out this link. Liger When me and my daughter searched the Wikipedia for this strange hybrid we found that there are lots of different kind of hybrids between lions, tigers, leopards and jaguars. They have cleverly been named tigon, leopn, dogla etc. The funniest was the Tiger/Jaguar hybrid, which …

Dear Mr D. Espothera stop. A little bird tells me you are getting Married tomorrow stop. Well actually it was you mentioning it every five seconds lol stop. I just wanted to say good luck and congratulations to you and your Fiance stop. I hope you have an absolutely brilliant day stop. Please remember to take a moment to pause and absorb everything as it will all go by so quickly - it always does when you are having the best day of your life stop. Best wishes Ithi stop. *confetti explodes out of the envelope*

So, I had a look at the posts of the last 24 hours: Leyrann 544 27.32% Aiel Heart 233 11.70% cindy 195 9.79% Smiley73 137 6.88% leelou 100 5.02% Horus 85 4.27% Mawthtex 67 3.37% TinaHel 62 3.11% As always it is clear who are part of the Black Tower.

I need to go to bed. I will be back in 7 hours or less, lol. It's now 12.38 am here...

5 Points for signing in. 5 Points for posting your favourite humorous (pg-13!) picture. No extra posts/spam.

I want a better avatar (not the one on your profile, but the one left to each post you make). The one who makes it, will earn five points (with this, it must be noted I promised five points if Louii would join the Light. If this is the case (in October), then you'll have to wait until November). Now what I want in it: It must have much white, to counter Maw's dark one, and I want it to be a bit cute, but not having it look like it's a women's avatar, like Cindy's cat. (and can you please wait with spam until the avatar is made?)

yay!

Greeting tainted souls, I belive there was mention of a PM detailing a log in for the Black Tower. I havent seen anything since I joined up, an I suppose to head to the site and create an account?

I have come down with a savage bout of sudden onset flu. My head is aching, my body is tired and I'm suffocating on mucus. Good times I hope everyone else is well and healthy! Appreciate it

enjoy teh spam, enjoy the brownies, and huzzah! please to eat as many of these delightfully super tainted unofficially bootlegged brownies as you can stomach to ensure full taint uploading. you will shortly receive a pm... well, maybe longly... things get a bit pokey around these parts when the humans have lives... but anyhoo, you will receive official welcomes when you receive them. but for now, please to enjoy our unofficial spamming of your arrival, and tell us about yourself, so that your initial madness level can be guaged accurately. oh, the brownies are neverending, so don't fasch yourself if some get swiped. there are always more. and once…

Yes, I know you joined a little while ago, but I decided it would be nice to greet everyone with their own thread. So I've decided you will get the same too :) So tell us about your self, or tell us a story, or just ramble about anything. Oh, and a good little tip, I love chocolate...and compliments...and being sucked up to... :)

welcome new friend, please to enjoy the Taint, brownies coming right up, please tell us about yourself!

AMOL IS 80% DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tosses confetti everywhere and starts dancing around* I'm that much closer to finding out whether I'm an awesome damane!!!!!!

Challenge me! User name: Pants On Fire ....... I'm a pretty keen player, be warned. =D

We still interested in watching the first part of the Fellowship of the Ring tomorrow???? Afternoon for us Eastern Americans and late evening for Ley and any other Europeans (any one interested in joining figure out what time that would be for you and see if it'll work) I am no longer home so I won't be able to provide the movie footage. Sorry I didn't steal it from home :P

Who remembers Seinfeld? do you watch the reruns? The phrase yada yada yada was used to leave out the "unimportant details" from the middle of a story. Do you ever listen to someone and think yada yada yada, get to the point? For a show that was about nothing, it sure covered a lot of ground.

*Pounces Horus* Welcome to our tainty abode!!! *regains some composure and hands some tainted brownies* So, tell us about yourself!

*Appears suddenly looking confused* *Proceeds to extract a Delectados cigar out, then puts it away not being desirous of illness* I have returned, as it was foretold. By.... someone. What's up?

I. Hate. SANDFLIES!!!!! And the internet connection. Maybe I should sweet-talk the laptop instead of threatening and slapping it behind the speakers alla time?? :dubious:

Testing my new rotating siggy. What's everyone think? I LOVE em all, thank you to Ithi, Rhea, Amadine, Mawthex, and ED2funy for creating all the masterpieces! Edit: I suck at giving credit lol

Most of us here in the BT know something of our very own Despothera. We see him swagger around with his slappa da bassman braggadocio. You may think that is all there is to our Despot. Do not be fooled. He may have mentioned at some time or another that he is also a front page blogger here on Dragonmount. The most recent edition of his blog relates to the cyclical nature of time used in the WoT books and how it could relate to our world. I reccomend that all of you read this "crazy" theory even if you do not think you will agree with it. The fact that we ask ourselves The questions is the important thing. Despo's Blog …

Not that Puck. It is once again Hockey season. We have quite a few Canadians and Northeasterners here on DM. I believe many of you are Hockey fans. How do you like your teams chances this year? I hope that my team( LA Kings) will make it to the playoffs. Show your puck love. Beware the Zamboni. European league banter is also appreciated.

Hopefully this one works better then my last few ideas. Simple concept. The character for our story is going to be Joe (for personal hilarity). We can change protagonists and start new stories with them later on. Joe is having a rough day. Everytime something bad happens he thinks things are as bad as they can get, but the next person posts something showing how they get even worse. Get wacky and do slow buildup please, don't put "Joe dies" after someone talks about his bread crumbling apart when he tries putting jam on it. I'll start things off. Joe wakes up in the morning, and can't find his other boot for a while, making him late for work.

Hey there, any good suggestions for films? I've pestered my dad into agreeing to bring some new movies when he comes back from work in Aussie, to stock up the DVD collection. Please no horror/thriller/uber-action Thankee's!