Shayol Ghul

Even after I gave her the biggest tip she'd ever been given!

*Walks in, after unloading 100000 squirty water bottles, wearing a white t-shirt, no bra* Let it begin Nyn

Gossip Ghul here. Remember all the fun we had when I'd publish exposés about all your dirty little secrets? Well get ready to snoop through your friend's phones and plot to pull down the top dogs because Gossip Ghul is back with a vengeance. Here's how it works. PM me any scandalous dirt you have on someone and I'll publish it in the GG thread... your anonymity will be assured of course. I will award points... discreetly. I never reveal my sources. Not even that time that Lily and Nae strung me up in the rack and forced vodka down my throat and had their way with me. Remember, the truth is subjective here. And while I'll applaud conniving, we're not going to cross t…

I just received a job offer, so I'm going to blow all 150 remaining points I have this month on the first 6 people to post in this thread. Not the first 6 posts, the first 6 people to post.

I have a mafia game going on the mafia board that needs a replacement. Anyone interested?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZm7KQJT1o I really really really need to stab and maim and yell at something someone right now. I tried to make a poll, but for some reason it wouldn't work. So, here's the list: My friend's soul-sucking, gold digger spouse The kids who prank-knock my house at all hours of the night? The Governor of my state, who brags about job creation while my professional career has virtually disappeared or George Lucas? Of the people I've listed above, who most deserves my wrath? The "winner" will recieve a real-life tongue lashing (or strongly worded letter of disapproval if I don't know them personally). followed by a S…

It is currently 12.25pm GMT. I have a job interview at 4.00pm. Nervous! Damn it I was fine up til today. My hearts been pounding away since I got up!

Des has reached the required points and is no longer a ful. He is now a Shaidar Shaiel of the Black Ajah. Grats, Des. *stabbity*

When i saw it, i just...i cannot put it into words. The sheer atrocity of this goes beyond words. I highly recommend everyone click this link. It is not graphic or violent, but it is just.... so sad

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/396382/september-12-2011/stephen-reports-on-an-old-fashioned-hero It's so good.

Adella!!!! Seriously, how cool is she? I barely even know her and I'm already stalking her. And yelling her name like Brando in Streetcar Named Desire is a whole lot of fun. Her avatar drives me wild. Her sig is spectacular. She's just.... dreamy.

I got jealous seeing all these other threads with SG members' names in the thread title that weren't mine, so ..... yeah. What yall think about porcupines? Nature's nasty little surprise, or bizarre random concoction which shouldn't waddle so bizarre all over the place?Q! Or talk about something completely different. Note: I'm listening to The Spirit Of Radio by Rush right now, and I want to dance with everyone.

A winning combo for me, probably for Verbie, too, though I'm sure he would like it without the KoЯn too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOOGeZE-aE

I was catching up to speed on my XKCD to cheer me up after watching football and I found this very Ghulie one which I thought I'd regurgitate for you.

Ever wonder what it would look like if you were on fire? *stabs*

Found these, thought they would be fun to use here. Some of them are too much to look at at once so I separated some of them by spoiler tags: | | | | | | | | |

I have 113 points now does this mean i can step away from this accursed lightful crap

dear great lord, let it not come to that. how many things can be said how many times about the same dang books? surely there must be something to do in this light forsaken place besides mafia and spam. and talking about some books i've been reading since 1991? surely?

Really, who is this Adelle person, and why do people keep getting me confused with her?!

Cindy has earned oodles of points and is ready for promotion to Shaidar Sedai. Grats, Cindy! *stabs*

Due to the rising and appalling levels of utter FAIL coming from the SS, we have decided to get rid of the Faction. Since we can't just kick you out completely (trust me, we asked), you will have to beg to join one of the Greater Factions. Yes, beg. As your lameness from the SS will likely taint the awesomeness of either Faction you would like to join, you must petition. Applications can be submitted starting next week. No sooner. We're still trying to see if we can kick you out. - Lily and Ed, Leaders of the Greater, and now only, Factions I approve this message. ~Lily

I got recruited to join Shayol Ghul, and the evil that permeates this board runs through my veins as well, yet I have not yet been priviliged enough to have been assigned any tasks to carry out for my macabre masters. Please whisper in my ear what foul deeds you want me to commit, and I will do thy bidding.

ALL REVEL IN WHAT NYN HAS ACHIEVED (as per my express wishes)!

I went to quote you in a post, and noticed something really weird. So I investigated it in a variety of your other posts, and every single one comes up the same way. [font="'Times New Roman"][size="4"][i]*stabs, stabs, stabs, stabbity stab stabs cindy*[/i][/size][/font] [font="'Times New Roman"][size="4"] [/size][/font] [font="'Times New Roman"][size="4"] [/size][/font] [font="'Times New Roman"][size="4"]CONGRATULATIONS on your well earned and much deserved promotion, cindy. [img=http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/myrddraal.gif][img=http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/myrddraal.gif][img=http://www.dragonmoun…

Dreadlords - 1,070 Adella - 30 Aemon - 30 Ama - 87 BadCo - 20 Blackhoof - 140 Christine - 47 Dapiano - 140 Eclipse - 145 Ed - 71 Kat - 20 Krak - 172 Motts - 60 Rox - 50 Vam - 58 Shadowspawn - 546 Berfs - 170 Froggie - 20 Limi - 35 Mighte - 2 Nyn - 140 Tina - 89 Verb - 20 Womby - 70 Black Ajah - 874 Alak - 50 Barm - 65 Cindy - 240 DPR - 45 Hax - 50 Kivam - 85 Lia - 30 Lily - 75 Moon - 169 Pandy - 65 Misc/Fuls - 429 Amega - 30 BG - 55 Czechs - 85 Kill - 40 Nae - 70 Nyanna - 21 Otpelk - 91 Roka - 25 Smiley - 3 Yahna - 9

Czech is now a Shadowspawn Trolloc. I expect a meteoric rise in the SS ranks with this one. Welcome him. Now!

I HATE OYSTERS!!!!!! Still not impressed that 7 is the biggest. More updates in the near future.