You're very welcome. Why is it unfortunate?

Unfortunate for you. I've actually been fairly lucky to avoid you so far. >.>

So, you've all been dronig on in post after post about the SS - clearly we hold a place of prominence in your minds (such minds as you posess). The pretty popular ones are always targets of obsessions, yes? Fortunately, I'm back (mometarily) so to help you all cope with your neurotic fixations with us, I'll be selling locks of Nyn's hair for $5.00 a pop. I can already see Ed spending his life's fortune and making a weave. Don't do it Ed - your face isn't meant for curls!

Edited September 3, 201114 yr by Aust

call me odd if you must but lately everytime i see eclipse talking all i hear is

Don't flatter yourselves, the reason you're always in the forefront is simply because it's impossible to ignore the stench...

Well, the Dreadies are only slightly better, you know.

Please Lily. We're not just slightly better than you. We're much better.

 

 

Aust! Great Lord, I thought the SS had finally eaten one of their own.

It's about time you two showed up, I was beginning to get bored talking to the animals

Deluded Dreadies. You're just bigger and I don't necessarily mean collectively.

Bigger, Harder, Faster, Stronger

what he said.

Bigger, Harder, Faster, Stronger

That's what she said.

Gah, was gonna TWSS your original post, Lils.

work it, make it, do it, makes us

Now that don't kill me

Edited September 3, 201114 yr by Krakalakachkn

Don't flatter yourselves, the reason you're always in the forefront is simply because it's impossible to ignore the stench...

 

Oh God...somebody please just put him out of his misery. It's like a train wreck - I don't wanna see it, but I can't help looking.

 

 

 

Aust! Great Lord, I thought the SS had finally eaten one of their own.

 

We thought about it, but he needed more garlic than we had available. So he lives...

Don't flatter yourselves, the reason you're always in the forefront is simply because it's impossible to ignore the stench...

 

Oh God...somebody please just put him out of his misery. It's like a train wreck - I don't wanna see it, but I can't help looking.

 

Ah hahaha. Yes. 25 points to Verbal.

Rich coming from a guy who's spent this entire thread spewing the same lame insults at the SS over and over again.

Yeah, but, you aren't even human, you're less than human. We use use as fodder in battles so we can do the real evil. You're like stinky barn animals that need to be herded around...

 

*pokes womby with a cattle prod*

Try superhuman. We were made to serve the Great Lord. We eat humans for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We are the Shadow made flesh.

Not quite, you were made to serve the Chosen, who are in fact, human. You eat Lightfuls for breakfast, lunch and dinner and sometimes those Darkfriends who fail to serve the Great Lords mission. Those are two very different things. Lightfuls and failures are not worthy of the Great Lord, and therefore qualify as food for you beasts of burden.

Edited September 6, 201114 yr by eclipse0

should we just get out the rulers and settle this like civilized folks?

This will never really be settled, the animals think too highly of themselves, no matter how many times they are put in their place.

so when you vote in the national elections, you're basically thinking elephants vs donkeys?

 

 

...actually, that explains a lot.

 

 

carry on.