Shayol Ghul

Thought I'd save you the bother of reading this thread. Actually, I was kidding. Read on. So, the award of "Most Likely to Try to Take Over Dragonmount" is an extremely prestigious one and one that requires intelligence, diligence, and tip-top physical shape to achieve. The discerning voters of Shayol Ghul (ha) have, through their votes, nominated the candidate that most closely matches this ideal. It's a bit like market forces, but with more at stake. I have been asked to present this award because of my own credentials in this area. For a while there, I think I came pretty close - the Black Ajah had two admins in the form of Kivam and FDM in its faction. I was…

Due to unfortunate circumstances beyond my control I've had to resort to rooming up with my niece. I'll be moving in there tomorrow. This means that until I get a job I will not have internet access unless I can sneak over to my sister's house. Which will be rare. So I'll be taking a leave of abscence for the unforseeable future until I can get internet access. I've talked this over with Admin Kivy. Lily, Ed, and Verbal are in charge. Try not to tear the place up. :P Kivam and Verbal.. please either assign someone to keep track of new members/promoted members or try to keep an eye on it for me PLEASE? You all rock and this is the best social group on DM s…

So, once again I have been asked to reprise my role as award presenter. Why, you ask. Well, it's because I'm charming. And without further ado, I give you your nominees: Naeann cindy Kathleen Krakalakachkn Haxorsist Barmacral Roxinos Nynaeve Blackhoof CosmicPanda And without more further ado, I give you your winner: Blackhoof

News Flash: I'm reviving the Shack o'News, and I'll be serving as producer, anchor, chief foreign correspondent, and naked weatherman. Exciting, no? But wait, there's more!! Wonderful as I am at multi-tasking, I'm going to want a little army of paparazzi (that's all of you) to go out and find me good stories and pictures to report on. I'll get right to the point - send me a story idea with link and/or pictures and if it's newsworthy, you get 10 points! If you send me a complete story that I just have to do some minor editing to, you get 15 points. Easy money right?? We're looking to revive a bit of the style that Dunbar had when he first made the thread, but with…

I just wanted a thread with my name in the title too... I felt left out But now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Though that may have been from the drinks badco's been serving in the lounge...

Kat asked me to post this for her. She has a mafia game in signups HERE. Come play with us.

o_0 I have no idea what this means. And now I am somewhat irritated that size 7 is the biggest font size.

Berf stumbles onto stage, pimp cup in hand and fizzing nicely, tie askew as if hastily re-donned. He is followed by a veritable gaggle of scantily clad ladies, eighteen in total. Berf waits until they have all lined up alongside him, the total costume outlay on stage not exceeding fourteen dollars. Berf is pleased to discover a ten dollar note sticking out of his askew jacket, and holds it up like a prize fighter’s belt above his head to the rapturous applause of all assembled. Thank you! You know, it seems almost an eternity since I thought I lost this note at uhm... Candy? Moshiqua? Bunny? Bunny, yes, Bunny’s sidestage. The frustration I felt at that moment, unable …

Honest...

Backstage Adella attempts one last time to compose herself, as public speaking is very far from her greatest skill. Seeing Eddie exit stage left, she takes a deep breath and moves to enter stage right, but Eddie stops her before she hits the stage and hands her a flask. No questions asked, she downs the contents and rushes on stage before she can chicken out. Welcome to the presentation of another of our 2010 Ghoulie Awards. I am here to present the *HICCUP* uhm.. Sorry, that was very embarrassing... *a Ful walks on stage and hands her a glass of water* Oh thank you *takes the glass and stabs the Ful, kicking his head body off the stage to he doesn't steal her spot…

Look at this Pokemon. Guess what it's called. Come on. Guess. No, GUESS! It's called Haxorus!

I really dislike how cheesy Sci-Fi/Fantasy book covers are. It makes me feel like such a nerd when I'm carrying around a book that has a man with mustachios holding swords that are dripping blood with some bimbo slightly behind him holding a spear. It's embarrassing.

That is all.

SS = Liverpool BA = Man U Dreadlords = Blackburn

Sometimes people are so pleasing you just have to stab them. We all know people like that, right? Well, here at Shayol Ghul, we have an award just for them! For that member who is always sucking up to me the leaders. Personally, I think they're great, which is probably why I was asked to present this award. So, without further ado.... The Biggest Kissup Award for 2010 goes to.... *looks for the winner in the crowd. Can't find the winner* Excuse me just one minute...... Okay, Sorry, I'm back. The award goes to those members who are currently having a 3-way.... …

A big canoe trip where they are hauling their way through the park, with a 2k portage today (plus several shorter ones). They've been planning and packing for the trip for months to make sure they have every detail covered, every contingency they might need figured out. Well they forgot their tent and camp stove, so I hope it doesn't rain on them.

And the winner is... *hears a loud buzzing in his ear and coughs as he turns to the side mumbling into his cufflink* What do you mean I have to put some WORK into this? I didn't sign up for this kind of foolery. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, dammit. I don't care if he is Black Ajah. If I pay him, he'll do his damn job. *turns back to the crowd* Dreadlords, Hags and Stinkspawn, it'll just be a few moments. Please enjoy the Cookpot Stew Lily has provided. I promise it's been checked and meets the minimal acidity requirements. *turns back to the side* Fine, fine, I'll go ahead and do...something. I guess. Maybe. I wasn't even prepared. *faces forward w…

Yeah. THATS how badass I am. I bet YOU arent that badass!! *does that thing where he flashes rage but then its gone so quick that it might not actually have been that but it obviously was*

^ This is for Ed. It's made of meatloaf and the "frosting" is green colored mashed potatoes

Everyone always thinks that high school is hell, but while i was flipping through pictures and my old High School Memory box for my White Tower "Red Ajah Back to School Week" I found concrete evidence that my high school was in Shayol Ghul. Here is my Band Letter that I earned Freshman Year: (I never had a jacket)

Because sometimes you come across one while looking at lolcats:

Title says all. This is a CapFac for the month of August. You must send me (DO NOT POST IT ON THREAD ANYWHERE) a pic of Angelina, and include a caption like our normal CapFacs. This one, however, can be as dirty as you'd like - you may PM me the pic/caption, or email me at verbal32@gmail.com. Please obey the rules of DM, though, and don't post anything on a thread. The winner of this contest will receive 100 points from me in August. Depending on the turnout, I might see fit to run this again. As of right now, both Christine and Barm have made submissions. Only 1 submission per member. Also, Christine's was.....exceptional. She will be hard to beat, …

THAT'S FOR EATING MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! DYLAN, YOUR BETTER AT TELLING STORIES..GET IN HERE AND EXPLAIN!

Mangle Epic out of that.

He promised me a drunk post. Do people still like Angelina Jolie? She's old news.

I have known Amadine for…a long time now. A year and a half approximately.She joined DM late in January of 2010, and although it took some time before we actually started talking regularly, we got along really well. I knew who she was, or had at least seen her around, but only got to talking to her in Lily’s Disney Mafia game. Around that time is when I also got to talk to her in the Dorms at the WT. Once that happened…well, it was all a downhill slide…or uphill? Technicalities, but the point is, we’ve grown closer ever since. She played in my Lives game here at SG. She played in my Basic game in DMMG. All the while, we were talking and getting to know each other. D…

Go HERE and VOTE NOW! NB Some of the nominations are a ambiguous due to the fact that memories are bad and the Ghoulies are incredibly late this year.... just go with it And... Please put your username on the form... no one but myself and Nae will see who you voted for - it's so i can keep track and make sure people don't vote twice..... ED