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Despite that not being my name (showing that after all these months, you still can't spell), that sounds pretty good. O_O

*sends her dogs in to nom ed's cake*

 

Oh, darn. It's green. My little one won't touch it.

 

You're lucky, ed, you have half a cake left.

 

 

My gift to you buddy, your very own birthday song!

 

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

I'll stab you You In the Shoe

Happy Birthday to you!

 

Many Stabbings to you

Many Stabbings to you

I stab you in the spleen

Cause its useless to you!

 

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear Eddie

I like Stabbing you!

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So my question is, is it really his birthday, or just the dogs?

 

Also, you were named after the dog? That's like Indiana Jones style! Much approved!

I thought dogs were colorblind? Anyways Happy Birthday Eddy's dog!

 

 

Dogs do see color like stuff, but my puppy hates the taste of green.

Lettuce, dog treats, dog food, she won't eat it

My name is Eddie.

 

Suuuure it is....

 

I think Jones suits you better.

 

!!! at Jones

I work with someone named Ed Jones who also happens to be a Professor. Whenever someone addresses him by his first name, I have to keep myself from blurting out in my Shortround voice, "You call him Dr. Jones!"

happy birthday and a hammer to the elbow, if it is your birthday, Eddie.

 

what i don't understand is why the frosting wasn't made out of cream cheese. that would be better. my friends' dogs told me so.

The cake is a lie because it's actually a Sheppard's Pie, which is still yummy, but still not cake.

oh, i thought it was a lie cause it's fondant and buttercream, and probably not really meatloaf underneath.

 

but still, when i bake cakes for pets, it's meat loaf made out of babyfood and frosting made out of cream cheese and sour cream. and they like it.

 

 

so, illusions broken, delusions intact.

The Illusion is not broken, merely bent a little around the edges. I don't know if I would go through the trouble a baking a cake for a doggy. I mean, the dog really doesn't care what it looks like, or how much time you spent making it look like a cake. They just care that they're getting their noms!

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