Shayol Ghul

With the faire and all, shouldn't this place be rocking? You know, to entice newbies to eviscerate and parade thier entrails on our walls? I know the WT can see our gates, we should be draping all sorts of horrible biological detritus over them. Anyway I'm doing my part. And here it is. CHEAP SHOT Post your best berf insults. Tear me to shreds. Describe, in detail, just how much urine I drink per day, and how much I love it. Tell the world exactly how extensive my failing is, and howcome I came to be such a pathetic scrap of a human being. Points available. Feel free to turn on each other, also. I'm trying to incite a race war here. It's for …

BTW, on a totally unrelated note, the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie was awful

Narg smart. Ask Narg questions. Narg answer smart. Go! ~Narg

All of my points to give away this month to whomever can tell me about William Webster, of the Hokianga.

Go ask more!

Dragonmount's Inaugural Social Group Faire is starting June 1at the General Discussions Forum! The Faire will run until June 30th. Each Social Group will be running two threads at General (see below for the list), at least one one WoT related, to help introduce themselves to new members and to get some good cross-Group interaction going. We highly encourage all members of Drangonmount to attend this event and above all else, to have loads of fun! Once the Faire is under way, links will be provided in this post so you can find each thread quickly. The Faire will have the following activities: Artists, Crafters & Writers Social Group 1. Emoticon Story com…

But when is it socially acceptable to start whinging about the lack of April stats? I know you use cutlery from the outside in, and you are only supposed to lick your plate counter-clockwise (unless of course there are unmarried spinsters at your table in which case its clockwise), and also napkins should be used to gently dab at the wine stain on the chest corsetry of said spinsters, not scrubbed out like some uncouth chambermaid in the slums of Essex, unless of course said corset...wait. *consults book* Apparently the corset should be left untouched, but you can lick clockwise if it's a foodstain rather than wine. Boy, would my face have been red on my next …

I might have mistakes as far as placement goes (cause ed said that the rank page is not updated). So if I placed you in the wrong faction or if you appear as a lightful and you are already in a faction... post here and I'll edit accordingly. The Nae'blis of this month is no other than CHRISTINE!!!! And the winning faction is no other than the smelly Dreadlords!!! :D Dreadlords Christine - 380 Krak - 205 Thor - 165 Player - 75 Adella - 75 Talya - 75 mcs - 75 Aemon - 75 Blackhoof - 35 ed - 20 Amadine - 20 Total: 1200 Misc/Fuls Luckers - 100 killuliu - 100 Mynd - 95 bgrishinko - 85 Quibby - 85 AJ - 75 Red - 75 drewoftherushe…

Since, apperently, we were promised the apocalypse today here's my top 3 songs to go out with a bang: 3) War Pigs - Black Sabbath 2) It's the end of the world as we know it - R.E.M. and to go out specifically with a bang... 1) **** me like the world is ending (uncensored) - Ben Lee

*puppy eyes* Verbal will explain.

Berf ascended the skull-lined staircase leading to the dark throne, bones crunching under his heavy steel boot. He sighed as his excellently proportioned rear hit the cushion, a true masterwork of posterior comfort. This was living. He looked up to spy the waving line of supplicants stretching off into the dark horizon, thunder and lightning illuminating the bleak and broken expanse. He nodded. All was right in Shayol Ghul. Nyn, chained to the throne next to him, fawned in her Princess Leia slave girl outfit. All was VERY right in the world. He motioned to the Fade keeping watch over the front of the line, allowing the first to come forth. He cracked a beer. This w…

A Taco fighting a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

I saw this while checking out my questionablecontent webcomic for today. (Which, by the way, if you don't follow it... You should.- questionablecontent.net) They are fun hats! The bear one should totally be an ewok one instead. It would sell better. At any rate.. I want one!!! I just can't decide which one. http://www.fuzzhats.com/

Hey gang! Have you ever worked or currently work in retail? Do you have any horror stories about dealing with the public? Lets hear them as misery loves company.

Currently, the BA and the DL are getting all PMS'd over SFA, and attempting to commit GBH throughout SG. I'm all like, WTF? So this thread is a stand. We don't need to sink to thier level. We are hairy, but we are legion. Some of us also shave, so it's a bit of a moot point really. I'm just saying under the hair, we're all pretty similiar. Similar-ish. Aust's tongue.. there's these ...nodules... anyway. Plus verb has got that whole- Concentrate! We're awesome, is what I'm trying to say. So I'm just going to sit in this little dome of Awesome (The Awesdome), sip my Awesome Tea (Tawesome), and have my Awesome frozen waffles (Frawesome?) like the civilized g…

Your bloodlust has been calling. Even I can feel it. It is time. Bring me the heads of Krak and Berfs. You shall be rewarded. (Anybody else who wants to, can too. You will also be rewarded. Just make it good.)

We we we so excited. We so excited.

You want "for old time's sake," huh?

and I want you guys to play in it. It's based on Monty Python & the Holy Grail. I'm trying to get 20-25 players and so far have around 10. So come one, come all!

Welcome to the Dreadlords. He is now a Darkfriend, so everyone poke Nae to get him access. XD

I've been sick for a few days. I'm finally better. For like two days straight, I had to be on constant fever reducing medicine or else my temperature would spike. At one point it was up to 103 before I took medication. When the medication wore off and I didn't take any for like two hours, my temperature spiked back up to 101. Great, eh? My throat was torn up, so my voice was gone. But, I'm all better now.

OMG, it'sssss Christine! *stabs brutally* Beware all who congratulate her. She kills!

Just cause we needed a new Verbal's thread. Actually we really don't, I just figured its the new hip thing to do.

Yep. That's how much I have left to give out before midnight tonight. Impress me. Entertain me. Come help me rip out linoleum. Do something to earn some of them.

So, it's midnight and I'm taking a break from writing my essay. Points to anybody who can explain one of the following terms (in a musical context, if the option exists). Google makes the following pretty easy, but I'm eager to share even a little of the pain. 1. panenphysicality (moderate difficulty: 10 points) 2. saltus duriusculus (easy: 8 points) 3. Nag-Gnosticism (difficult: 12 points) 4. materiality (moderate: 10 points) 5. fugue (Good luck sorting through the wikipedia article. 10 points)

As many (not) of you may recall, I resigned from SG partially due to school. I'm currently maintaining an above 3.5 GPA and will graduate either sometime next year or in the Spring of 2013 (probably that one...I haven't really bothered to do the math yet). So...can I have my job as Nae'blis back!? Pfft. Just kidding. Who is Nae'blis around here, anyway?