Another 10 points to Christine

 

 

This has been a very productive day.

Is that so? Hhhmmmm....*rubs chin thoughtfully*

I hope that wasn't that hand that was touching Ed's... thing.

No...that's still in this hand, still poking Barm* >.>

Oh, well that is fortunate...

Mmmm...nothing to do with fortune. It's very on purpose and planned out.

Just cause we needed a new Verbal's thread. Actually we really don't, I just figured its the new hip thing to do.

 

Your mancrush is apparent, my friend. If you'd like to hug, that's fine. Just no ass-grabbing.

 

 

 

Yet.

 

But thats the best part!

The fortunate part is that the Dark Lord has yet to make you put that hand in your mouth.

gross

I'd like to apologize for the initial ed's toy reference.

 

 

I had no idea what unholy beast I was releasing.

 

 

 

Incidently, "Unholy Beast" is the exact term I'd use to describe that 12" of pain. I mean "Extra Girth?"

 

 

Who needs that?

 

??? at ed. ??? at ed, HARD.

I'd like to apologize for the initial ed's toy reference.

 

 

I had no idea what unholy beast I was releasing.

 

 

 

Incidently, "Unholy Beast" is the exact term I'd use to describe that 12" of pain. I mean "Extra Girth?"

 

 

Who needs that?

 

??? at ed. ??? at ed, HARD.

 

25 points for this. XD

I don't get it :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

I... Don't really feel comfortable explaining girth.

 

Let's just say it pushes the boundaries of a probation agreement I have, and leave it at that.

Let me try. You know how some fast food places will super size your fries and your drink? Ed's unholy beast is supersized. What he does with it should only be left to the imagination, if even that.

Whoa, wait, ya'll talking about a toy? I'm holding a pair of dirty underwear with a pair of tongs....

 

I mean, this thong is so dirty it's stiff as a board.

 

>.>

 

Hence the tongs.

 

*pokes again*

 

I'm Shadowspawn, not suicidal....

I'm sorry, but this is just downright weird.

 

-10 points to Berf

O_o

 

I must be the normal one. That is the only logical explanation. Freaks.