Shayol Ghul

.....is none other than me! Yes, I'll be holding both FL and Chosen positions because I'm a greedy bastard and I think it's funny. And no, not funny as in Barm-funny....cause, well....we know that's lame. Funny as in Verbalohmygodyou'resofunnyIwannahaveyourbabies funny. Ok, I lie. The new SS Chosen, who will get their access once our fearless leader has internet again, is AUST. Welcome, my friend. Together we will accomplish practicallly nothing, but damn will we look good while not doing it!

Well, it's the start of a new era, an era of Demi being important and having neat titles. To kick it off, I bring you two intriguing news articles, that may or may not amaze you. You have been warned. Now, firstly, Roka has gotten into the burglary business, as a 42 year old man (we must assume he's hairier than the article tells us) has been caught in Andersonville, Tennesee, by following his footprints no less, it's like an old detective novel, at the end of which they found him in a barn. Wearing nothing but a thong, of course. The police have released the following picture of the raunchy burglar (note the copious ammount of body hair) Source: …

Well, not really... it was just the title of a book I saw at Barnes and Noble when I was there to finally buy ToM. It had stuff like I hate that little sticker you have to peel off of fruits before you can eat them. In trying to drum up some activity here I decided to make a thread about it. Feel free to add things you hate. Disclaimer: I ask that you keep it within guidelines of DM as always and try not to offend people with things you "hate". I have no problem removing your post and warning you if you get out of hand. We are all adults here. Let's keep it funny!!!

Please join me in congratulating Lily!!!! She is now the faction leader for Black ajah!! Congrats Lily I know you will do a fantastic job!

Lo, it shall come upon the world that the prison of the Greatest One shall grow weak, like the limbs of those who crafted it. Once again, His glorious cloak shall smother the Pattern of all things, and the Great Lord shall stretch forth His hand to claim what is His. The rebellious nations shall be laid barren, their children caused to weep. There shall be none but Him, and those who have turned their eyes to His majesty. In that day, when the One-Eyed Fool travels the halls of mourning, and the First Among Vermin lifts his hand to bring freedom to Him who will Destroy, the last days of the Fallen Blacksmith's pride shall come. Yea, and the Broken Wolf…

Hey Guys! Pretty much everyone here knows me, but just in case, I'm the Head Mod over at the Entertainment Boards. We are all about Movies, TV Shows, and Video Games and love to talk about our favorite actors, shows, games, etc. To get in the Holiday Spirit, we just started a Holiday Movie Showdown in the Movies subboard. It's basically a round robin where I post two Holiday classics and everybody votes on which is their favorite. The voting keeps going on until one movie stands triumphant as the Best Holiday Movie Ever! Please stop by and join us! The more, the merrier! And honestly, who doesn't love Holiday movies? Here is the thread: http://www.dragonmo…

Normal rules apply 1. No quoting any posts from the mod. 2. No talking outside of the game about the game unless you are on a team.(mafia, masons,etc) 3. My law is final. I have a right to change/add/take away/etc anything about the game as needed. You have a right to go to the Thak mod about it if you feel you need to. Did I mention I'm the Thak mod? -grins- But seriously.. come to me with any questions or concerns.. about your role, about the game, about a ruling I made.. ect... 4. You must adhere to your post restriction. 3 strikes and you are out. 5. I don't allow editing. I don't care if you flubbed up and spelled a word wrong or left somethi…

Verbal, Mogs, and Lily are in charge. My internet got shut off and I don't have the money to pay for it. I don't even have a job anymore though it was only giving me 15 hours a week when I had it... due to my utilities also being in danger of being shut off I haven't made internet a priority although it was how I was able to apply for jobs so now I'm really stuck. I'm going to try to get back as soon as possible but in the mean time please listen to the faction leaders. In case I'm not back before then I hope you all have a woderful Holiay season and this is by far the best Social group on DM and I thank each and every one of you for being members and making i…

Hello there! I just thought it would be a good idea to get the Aussie Queen in here and shower her with glorius radient gifts....or just say hi. Did I hear something about a cookpot?

Go crazy.

Ell? what are you doing in thi light forsaken place? *shivers* come back where you belong with me! :D

Just dropping in to say hello. Dunno if anyone remembers me or my husband, matrimix. so hello *waves*

ADELLA! Congrats'! *Stabs*

Sign up if you are interested.

Try my sweet potato pie! It isn't poisoned, I swear!

If any of you are interested please send me an email telling me why you are the best person for the job, ideas for the Black ajah, ideas for SG in general... We are really dead in this social group right now and I need faction leaders who can help me get it back on its feet. BA fl's are in charge of Thakandar... our gaming section. You would also help out in all areas to keep spam where it belongs, keep trolls out of the sg, moderate threads to keep them within the guidelines of Dragonmounts rules, report any potential problems to me, so forth. Unless pm's come back up soon we will have to resort to email for applications. Send your applications to naeann@dragonmo…

ATTENTION!! Seekers of Adventure, look no further! The Deathseekers are leading a trek across the Tiraceas Sea and into the Unknown! None shall be turned away! Veteran soldiers seeking old glory Misguided younglings seeking legendary status Rats at the bottom searching for an exciting way to die All are welcome Meet at the Crownless Traveler to sign up for the Voyage of a lifetime! HIGH SEAS, LOW PAY, NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL SIGN UP NOW! Click on the link in my sig. Sign up. The Great Lord commands it of you!

Can you now see the boards that you need to see? Admin asked me to check and see if you got the accesses you needed.

So, how many of you have been following the Cooks Source copyright brouhaha on the internet the past few days? Anyone? Everyone? No? Well, I'll let the person at the heart of the story tell it: Somehow, her post went viral - it hit the media, facebook, twitter and youtube (both a Hitler video and a song based on the editor's letter), she's gotten support from folks like Neil Gaiman, Wil Wheaton and John Scalzi, and "But honestly, Monica" has become a new catchphrase. It's a full on Internet attack of awesome. Now I wandered into this thanks to a Facebook post from Raeyn (btw, Rae - THANK YOU), who said she was "watching the latest internet drama". No…

Hi guys. I just wanted to let you know that I have signups going on in the Organized Game board for Firefly. Hope to see you there. When that one finishes, I'd like to see about running the second Firefly scenario in Thak. Come play with me! Did that come off as too needy or just perverted? Here's a link to the signups. Just to make things easy for you.

Congrats' Krak! BA: Nae- 15 Edie- 9 Total: 24 SS: Lily- 20 Verbal- 5 Lo13- 1 Total: 26 DL: Krak- 54 Ed- 43 Moghedian- 25 Balefire- 11 Adella- 5 Amadine-4 Total: 146 LFs and Miscellaneous: Pumonca- 25 Kemian- 7 Mae- 5 Amegakure- 2 Total: 39 Grand Total: 235

I know this is Shayol Ghul and we are all evil and heartless here.. (right.. this is known as the humor social group) but anyways... this is November and Vetrans day and Thanksgiving are this month... So take the time to post your thanks to someone/something. Thank a fellow DM'er, a soldier, say you are thankful for sex and knives if you want. Long as it's within board standards knock yourself out. I'll start.... Kivam: I want to thank you for our talks. I have really enjoyed getting to know you better this year and you have become a special friend to me. Your prodding and annoyingly chipper pep talks helped motivate me to start looking at going back to…

First of all, I want to apologize to you all for the delay in getting this spot filled-- I had to focus on my home life for the last month and pick up a second job in order to get the bills paid. That's no excuse, but I do want you guys to know I wasn't willfully ignoring you all, just hectic. We had 3 excellent candidates for the new Shayol Ghul group leader, but in the end, only one could prevail. And that person is... NAEANN! Congratulations to her, and I am very excited to see what she will do with this awesome group of people. Claire PS- I vote we call her Dear Leader like Kim Jong Il-- they're both evil, have legions…

I heard from Ed and he said to tell everyone he'll be back so stay on your guard. He's doing great!

Ever see something so epic you just had to share? Either for its horrible factor or its awesomeness factor? Share it here! I will start us off with a student who rickrolled her professor quite epically. http://www.geekosystem.com/the-rickrolling-essay/

Hello people. I have returned. Yes.... *evil laughter*

Do we have one yet? If so why are they hiding behind a rock?

BY PLEASING THE MOST EPIC OF DARK ONES TO EVER WIN THE TITLE. SINGLEHANDEDLY TAKING OUT WHOLE OTHER FACTIONS...BLAH BLAH BLAH... GET TO PLEASING ME YOU MAGGOTS!!!!!

This piece, entitled Midterm in Art History, was done by Krak the Great circa 2010 and is a great example of the technique, How to Bomb a Test. It is characterized by a mix-up of dates, ambiguous details, liberal amounts of bullshit, no knowledge of artist techniques, and a general FAIL. This piece can be characterized under the artist's rare and uncharacteristic Suck Period as charted by the famed scholar, Emperor. I will post this Epic of Fail when I receive it from my teacher. It will be awesome and full of minus signs and incorrects.

Sorry...Had to test that I still knew where my knife was...that's what massive amounts of coding/devising processes do for you. We're actually on break at my University and I thought I'd pop in, say hello, and see how everyone was doing!