Hello there! I just thought it would be a good idea to get the Aussie Queen

in here and shower her with glorius radient gifts....or just say hi.

Did I hear something about a cookpot?

Edited November 25, 201015 yr by ThorkinBarrimore

Hush food, you will ruin my reputation *stabs* LMAO

Damn, I haven't seen Thorkin in a long time

Haha! Can't have the food overtalk the host now can we?

Nice to see you again Krak! *Dodges a stab*

Do we have new potentials for the mindtrap bond?

*Smiles and looks around* They have traps here? Sounds like fun!

This one is going to be so much fun, isn't he? *evil grin*

Oh, you will find that I'm easy to get along with....as long as you

agree to worship me in all my glorius awesomeness.

*cuts Thorkins throat for daring to usurp the almighty Dark Lord Krak*

*Eeeps as he feels the coldness of the blade forged in the valleys of

Thakandar* Why thank you! That was liberating!

*cuts Thorkins throat for daring to usurp the almighty Dark Lord Krak*

 

10 pts to Ama for such vigilance.

Oh, you will find that I'm easy to get along with....as long as you

agree to worship me in all my glorius awesomeness.

 

-twaps Thorkin on the head- Myself and my Dark one each month are to be worshipped. Not a mere lightful!!

*Smiles and gravels before Nae* My sincere apologies, dear!

And I must say that you have a nice twap...and I should know as I've been twapped by the very best.

 

Anyone else here to pay homage to? You must let me know of these things.

Now, let the stabbing begin.

Oh you should definitely pay homage to me too! You may be interested to know that I like foot massages, my bathwater constantly bubbled by blowing forcefully through a straw, oh and I like my chewing gum pre-chewed for me - you know, so it's already soft for me and I don't get a sore jaw trying to chew hard gum . I hate hard gum.

 

Homage away! :D

 

Ooh and hai there Ama!!! You may also solicit such homage, because you're one of my favorites I will allow it.

 

;)

It never hurts to grovel to the ones who have points to give out. We might give them if we like your groveling.

Actually, a massage sounds like something I could just about handle.

 

I pay homage in style, so form a line and hop on the table please.

 

 

Now, Ama and Lily need some toys to have fun with.

 

Here's a whip for each of you to use in any way you see fit.

 

 

I'm sure you ladies can find very interesting ways in which to imploy

them.

 

*Gives his best grovel and looks up to see if he has done well*

Awww austy i wuvs you too *stabs*

5 pts for coming up with a great way to grovel. 10 more if you commence massage within 24 hours.

I like this pet Ama, we should keep him.

Adella! Both of the wickedly amazing Sisters of Destruction are here!

*Govels extravagantly before two* Now, did someone say something about

pets?

Still waiting for that massage.....

*Pats the massage table* Step on up here. It will definitely be an

honor to massage the Head of the much esteemed Black Ajah.

 

*Watches Lily saunter over and get seated on the table and starts heating

up the hot oils and stones for a thorough job on the lovely Lily!*

Edited November 28, 201015 yr by ThorkinBarrimore

*Lily stretches like a cat and anticipates the pleasure of assessing the new minion's skills*

 

Whenever you are ready...

*Thor takes the heated cups and places them along Lily's spine. These

will draw all the tension into these spots. After waiting the desired

time...Thor slowly removes them and senses Lily growing very relaxed*

 

Those marks should go away in a couple of days but doesn't that feel

better? Now, where did I place that hot oil?

*is impressed*

 

Wait! You marked the skin of the Lily?