*primes the wall with a fresh coat of white paint and lines up the cans of lime green while the spring air dries the first coat*

 

Once I get the green on (which glows in the dark!!!), I can do the red pin stripes.

 

Any one wanna help?

Man, that primer coat sure dried fast!

 

*pours glowing lime green paint into a tray and lathers up a roller*

 

Ohhhh, man, this is gonna look so good. *starts rolling paint onto the walls*

How about a blue wave along the ceiling?

Sooh, I like your style. Maybe tinge the top of the waves with some glittery gold?

Sooh, I like your style. Maybe tinge the top of the waves with some glittery gold?

Glittery gold it is!

 

Oooooo, look. We're on the other side of the wall and the first half is already dry. We can start with the pin stripes!

You started this and you didn't even call me ? O.O

 

here !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

some supplies !!!

Ohhhh mah gaaawwwd yes, we can glitter her desk, too!

 

*wields one of my swords to push everything off the desk* lather this baby up with some glue!

*glides into the room . . . rapidly*

 

What under the Light is going on in here?  Ed, I told you very explicitly that the walls were to be eggshell and the border was to be patterned like the Amyrlin's stole. And THIS is what you come up with?

 

I expect this to be corrected IMMEDIATELY . . . or on your own head be it!  *looks sternly around the room*

 

If Elgee comes back to this . . . this . . . monstrosity, I hate to think what she will come up with for punishment, especially if she sees it before she has AT LEAST a pot of kaf!

*throws glitter on Dar and shouts*

I can't really hear you because there's paint and glitter in my ears, but come help us! Looks like you could use a laugh!

 

*tosses glitter on desk in a delicate rainbow swirling patter*

You know what this really needs? POLKA DOTS!

*opens up a can of purple and begins putting small purple solid circles on one wall*

*stands back to check his work, admiring the green backdrop with red pinstripes and Sooh's wave along the top crowned beautifully with a shimmering gold*

 

Basel! Buddy, how's it going?

 

*watchea Basel painting purple polka dots on the green*

 

Honestly a great addition!

Hey could I help? 

 

*starts putting glue on the desk for the glitter*

Ah, yes! Human Trash, welcome.

 

Yanno, another man's trash is another man's treasure. Or woman. I guess, depending on your preferences.

 

*puts glitter over the glue TheHu is laying down*

 

Mother is gonna LOVE this!

Oh good, I always want to make Mother happy.  What else, maybe some pin wheels on the corners of her desk?  Oh and some tinsel around the desk too!  Make it festive all year long.

Oooo yes. She told me one time, while trying to seduce me with lots of wine, that she liked shiny gifts!

Where is the pink?

 

here's some pink!

 

 

And more tinsel.

I'm not much of an artist.. So I don't really have any paint lying around, will this do?

 

*sits at Elgee's desk and buries her face in her hands . . . and then realizes she's stuck to the desk because of the glue Oscar applied for the glitter*

 

Oh, Light . . .

You're all in so much trouble. Especially Dar.

mmmmh ... Ketchup :3

You're all in so much trouble. Especially Dar.

 

Bae! *smacks a paintbrush against Fnor's chest* Get to painting.

 

Dar, don't worry, we'll just peel you off the glue... In the meantime, someone grab Dar some food and help feed her. And maybe a bucket... Oh dear, some Novice is going to be having fun soon, I suspect. 

*waves to Ed, then gets back to painting while quietly weaving Air to make Dar's shoelaces tie themselves together*

You're all in so much trouble. Especially Dar.

 

Dar is not in trouble. She gets to spank wayward people. You too.