*tosses a frog at ed*

*watches ed try to catch it in his mouth but it slaps into the side of his face and plops on the ground*

Now I'm remembering this dream I once had where all the male warders around here got transformed into frogs and it was basically only me and Lii around as female Warders at the time but she was off hunting a tiger...

 

But yes. Frogs are for decorating and surprises 

 

*Starts perching frogs on bookshelves and in nooks like easter eggs*

*Puts an actual easter egg on the bookshelf*

*Puts an actual easter egg on the bookshelf*

Ftfy

There are some great books there ... *steals one*

BOOK STEALING????????????????????????????????????????????

 

I flaming KNEW she was Black!!

Mother, should I call out the Tower Guard?

Yes! Arrest her and fling her in the dungeon!

*rings the gong with the code for Darkfriend Alert*

 

ALL HANDS ON DECK! Black Ajah in the corridors! 

I think they've all wandered off, looking for a deck ...

*stomps in swords drawn*

Darkfriends?!

Darkfriends ? WHERE ????

THERE! *Points dramatically, accidentally smacking Ed upside the ear*

*falls over and knocks Dar into an open bucket of paint like she missed the toilet bowl*

 

Oh no!

You know what this really needs? POLKA DOTS!

*opens up a can of purple and begins putting small purple solid circles on one wall*

You literally read my mind Mr Gill. When I was first reading this thread that was EXACTLY what I was going to add. I've got nothin left. . . . . . . . IDK maybe some plaid curtains?

*stands up, dripping*

 

ED!

 

*with a dangerous glint in her eye, Daruya forms globs of paint into balls using weaves of air and lobs them at Ed, nodding in satisfaction as each one connects -- one on his chest, one on the side of his head as he turns to run, and one squarely on his back*

At least now there's something on his back to watch out for...

Now all I can think of is "sexy back"

I do bring it so I can understand. Don't blame yourself.

ROFLMAO!!!

*whips swords out as last ball of paint hits his back and uses them to catch himself before falling all the way down and twists around*

 

Dar, not the face! I can't look like the troll over there!

 

*points a sword at Mills and then smacks both of them against buckets of paint close by, sending them crashing on the floor paint rushing toward Dar*

 

Hey, Dar, sorry not sorry....

 

*sheathes swords as he skips back and then runs forward to slide on the paint, crashing into Dar and catching her in a big hug*

*checks bonds again*

 

Soooo Sooh, are you done here cause there are slip-n-slides going on here and I want in on the action.

*lets Oscar go*

 

Sure... go play

Nice move, Ed!

 

I mean to say ... BAD Ed! Bad!

*laugh*