:roll: silly canadians and your bacon...

NordiquesLOL

what do you mean istead of, you haven even manged that yet, you just shoot your selves and us first :roll: :P

haha, the nordiques haven't existed for years.

 

and seriously, if you want to face a mob of angry drunken hockey fans, by all means, come on up! we can swing a hockey stick like nobody's business. and our beaver and meese brethren will rise up to aid us!

You know what really grinds my gears?

 

When Canadians wear American Hockey Jerseys. Stop supporting the pretenders!

 

Ima leaf fan myself. That and the Sens.

 

Oh and...

 

I.AM.Canadian

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot

Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut

And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

 

They all live on donuts and moose meat

And they leave the house without packin' heat

Never even bring their guns to the mall

And you know what else is too funny?

Their stupid Monopoly money

Can't take 'em seriously at all

 

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export

They treat curling just like it's a real sport

They think their silly accent is so cute

Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

 

Sure they got their national health care

Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air

Then again well they got Celine Dion

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni

And dream of drivin' a Zamboni

All over Saskatchewan

 

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot

Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius

See the map, they're hoverin' right over us

Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

 

Always hear the same kind of story

Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?

It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'

So quick, before they see it comin'

Time for a pre-emptive strike!

Weird Al FTW

Felt it appropriate.

they're just jealous cuz our dope's so much better. 8)

pooor american. they just dont even realise how bad they got it 8)

seriously. french chicks are hot.

Hi it's me hatchet. I thank you for all of your Ideas. But don't you think that talking about canadians the last two pages is a little off topic (don't get me wrong it was funny)

the man makes a good point. we should have established long before this that CANADA IS THE KING OF ALL!!!

 

ok i'm done now.