The person above me is incorrect, I have already met him, he's a nice fellow.

The person above me is a caterpillar in my finger.  *squish*

The person above me is a Spam God, and is the second person to reach 16k posts in DM.

 

Pfft...

The person above me is...adequate.

The person above is aware of the person below him having the best avatar in the world.

The person above me has a good avatar, better than the others he's had.  But it's not the best.  It's up there, but not the best.

I'm glad the person above me also thinks I have a great avatar, and I also agree that it's better than any i've had before.

The person above me plays this game...differently.

The person above me has a penny duct taped to his forhead.

The person above me is dull.  *sharpens*

The person above me cares...?  :-\

The person above me misunderstands.  If you are sharp, you are now a weapon. *stabs something over there*

The person above me is using me to stab things.  :-\

The person above me is that charry crud that builds up on the underside of the grill.

The person above me has a sexy body.

 

How YOU doin?  ;)

The person above me did that one already a few pages back, or some variation of it.

The person above me is correct, I'm just trying to get some kind of reaction out of you.

*leads a cave-diving tour group through the person above's ears, pointing out stalactite formations derived from way too much excess earwax*

To the person above me:

 

You probably don't want to here this and I know you don't care, but my ears actually used to be like that, but now not really.  ;)

 

Have fun puking!

Is the person above me familiar with the notion of TMI?

To the person above me:

 

Yes I am.  ;)

Welcome to Chez Cannibale, our chef's special tonight shall be the person above me.

The person above me wants eat me...I think I likey.  8)

If the person above me doesn't object to being chewed up, digested, and shat out, that's cool.

The person above me wants to eat me...I think I no likey now.  :-\