I was under the impression that was the reason for the person above's prior absence, but okay.

Person above me:

 

I had to get a haircut, then a shower...so...*shrugs*

... Did the person above me put his head in the blender or something?

Person above me, are you saying that it didn't take long enough? I just had my dad do it, person above me.

The person above's father cuts hair? Is the person above me Charlie Brown or something?

Person above me:

 

My dad works for a place called "Plus inc.", where he works on copiers and computers and such. I am Charlie Brown though...>.>

 

<.<

*feeds the person above to the Kite-Eating Tree*

The person above me has no real life.

The person above me is silly to consider that a bad thing

The person above me, do you ever go outside? Like...ever? I don't much...but do you?!?!

I do have a job to go to, you know; the person above me should try seeing what that's like!

Person above me, I would if I had a car and didn't have to work extra hard at school.

The person above me is full of excuses. And mustard, lots and lots of mustard.

The person above me is full of STDs and she knows it!  >:(

The person above me is full of things that aren't funny.

The person above me should know that I don't give a shit.

Gee, the person above me sure does get all defensive and antagonistic whenever I tell him he's said something that's a bit rude.

Person above me, a bit rude? You say worse things half the time. Plus, I was just making a statement that I didn't care.

I don't know, I don't recall ever accusing somebody of having syphilis or something. The person above me has this fascination with diseases, it seems.

Person above me, don't take me seriously unless I asked to be taken seriously. I joke most of the time and i'm not as creative as you or Sage, that just popped into my head at the time.

I don't take the person above me seriously - ever - but some things just are so far outside the realm of taste, and yes I realise this is coming from somebody who regularly disembowels her fellows and - oh, why am I even bothering.

the person above me changed her siggy. Thanks

The person above me "thanked" someone...person above me, what does this "thanks" mean?

I don't know what the person above the person above me is talking about - I've never had a sig.

Person above the person above the person above me, reyler doesn't believe in sigs, glow sticks or piglets with the name "Steve"