The person above me uses too many subliminal messages for anything said by them to be trusted as fact.

Subliminal heck, I could bounce superliminal messages off the person above me with no result.

That's because the person above me has no skillz.

THe person above me was orphaned by chipmunks in 1822 when a rhinocerous attacked his home and then he swore vengeance upon rhino kind everywhere... upon realising this was too difficult, he changed it ot revenge upon dodo kind everywhere, and soon annihilated everyone of them with his home made genetic splicing kit and a needle... then he went off to become an accountant but that didnt work out because he was dyslexic when it came to numbers, so he set sail on the seven seas as a fictional character for eighteen long years until he became washed up on an island with loads of monkeys- erm... germans?, err... clowns on... eventually he became their leader (by mastering untold arcane magics) andled the clown invasion of 1066 which ultimately led to the demise of king larson of- erm... france... and after that he retired to write his autobiography... AND BECOME A DUCK!!!

The person above me is wrong on one point - I never became an accountant.

And the person above me is bowed down with shame over that fact.

The person above me confuses shame with exhausted jubilation.

The person above me confuses lemon sherbet with rattlesnake pudding.

The person above me confuses confusion with misdirection

The person above me confuses his midsection with opossum babies.

And confusion confuses the person above me with half-baked styrofoam.

How can one be half-baked person above me?

your either baked or not ::)

It's kinda like being almost drunk, person above.

 

One beer...not drunk.

Two beers...almost drunk.

Three beers...passed out.

 

 

See?  8)

I don't see, person above me.

The person above the person above the person above me is half-baked.

 

The person above the person above me has had one too many already.

 

The person above me can find the truth in a crabs shell.

The person above me has a lot to say.

The person above me did not look into the crab shells.

The person above me is sold out.

The person above me, by contrast, has been relegated to the Wal-Mart bargain bin.

The person above me somehow finds out all of these secrets >_<

The person above me has been there more than once.

The person above me is also surprising.

The person above me can now wash and polish my boots.

The person above me can hire a manservant.

The person above me has been hired.