*bites off the person above's fingers and toes*

Steals the person above me's ears

The person above me has stolen my collection of ears, but the joke is on her because THEY CAN ALL HEAR HER

The person above me tastes like bacon wrapped bacon - for when you want your bacon with your bacon.

 

Eh...I'm losing the edge...

Not only that, but that's at least the second time the person above me has accused somebody in Fiddles of baconicity today.

I know.  It just keeps popping in my head.  The person above me is having an adverse effect on my spam.  Shameful.

The person above me is trying to blame his rusty spam muscles on me?

The person above me will now be alone.  Ha ha!

The person above me does not condemn me to an unfamiliar fate. *shrugs*

And I'm back, for now (don't have a whole lot of time).  Did the person above me miss me, or is that just a briefcase at your side?

That is in fact a briefcase, the contents of which being legal documents whose nature the person above me will be privy to all too soon.

Good, good.  Then the divorce is coming to fruition?  I knew I could count on the person above me.

Actually the person above me is being sued for everything he owns, and half of everything he doesn't.

Well, that should be easy. The person above me KNOWS I don't own anything.  So, that'll be...a tootsie roll and a back of half-backed popcorn.

The person above me owns his own body, doesn't he? (not counting his butt, I own that)

Not really, person above me.

The person above me is an investment portfolio, I guess.

The person above me don't know me!  However, until I know me, that is irrelevant.

If the person above me don't know the person above me, how can the person above me be sure that I don't know the person above me?

Because, knowledge is in the eye of me, person above me.

Needles is what is in the eye of the person above me, says I.

That's but dye, person above me, and that was for nigh.

Person above me!...........I am your father

sorry person above me, but I have no father.

The person above me is, in fact, his own grandfather!