The person above me doesn't know what I look like.

that doesnt mean the person above isnt lovely

That doesn't mean the person above me doesn't wear a feather boa.

And I'm pretty sure the person above me finds that attractive.

The person above me ought to have gathered at least a cursory idea of what I find attractive by now; enough to know that that isn't it.

The person above me would like seeing FB in a feather boa if FB was dead and bloody and his guts were hanging everywhere and one of his eyeballs was popped out and halfway across the room and he was missing body parts.

the person above is obviously disguising her feelings for me behind a fetherboa

The person above me is just glad not to be in that condition.

Wow, the person above me managed to be even more wrong on the second try.

The person above me is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, and should probably be buried in concrete as well

The person above me is a meatball wrapped in bacon and should probably be soaked in sausage gravy.

The person above me forgot to add about cooking me on medium heat until a crispy brown, and then serving me with french toast.

Actually I was figuring on the person above me distributing a foodborne illness.

I'm glad to know I don't know everything about the person above me; my brain couldn't handle that.

I'm not really that interesting, person above me.

Everyone is interesting to me, person above me.  I'd like to dissect your personality, if I could.  Just to see what makes you you.

the person above me isnt trusted with knives...

The person above me can be trusted as far as he can be thrown.

the person above me couldnt possibly throw me out of her personal space...never mind a window

The person above me doesn't realize that I couldn't possibly throw him at all, making his trustworthiness zilch.

The person above me needs some RECKONIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person above me grew up in a treehouse.

the person above me grew a tree in her house, which made her mother upset.

The person above me ate phoenix meat once.

I've eaten meat in Phoenix, if that squares up enough for the person above me.