The person above totally drools :)

The person above me is purple.

the person above me is a spatula

the person above isnt worth the effort

The person above itches scratches instead of scratching itches.

The person above me likes to jump in fishbowls.

the person above is secure

The person above me has schizophrenia

the person above should have used that joke on someone capable of creating a humerus comeback

The person above me just gained 5 points, but lost them again by gaining them.

the person above just lost the game

The person above me is not only mean, but right and because he is right, isn't mean, because I DID lose the game before he said I did.

the person above just got 1000 posts

The person above me realized something I didn't.

I was stalking the person above

The person above me likes snow cones.

the person above just scared me

The person above me shall now go hide under the laundry pile whilst sucking on his thumb.

the person above knows too much

The person above me shall go to a park, get on a swingset, and jump off.

the person above me appended the word swing with set...as if a straight plural does not fit fine...americo----ans

The person above me should think of happy ponies.

The person above me wouldn't suggest that if he knew what kind of thoughts the person above the person above me typically has regarding happy ponies.

The person above me thinks he knows more than than the person above him knows about the person above him in which he doesn't know much.

The person above me should probably pay a little more attention to the pink symbol to the left of my posts before I decide I don't like him.