The person above me is attempting flattery.

The person above very observantly noticed the person above themselves' attempt at flattery. Which may fail solely based on the fact that aesthetic compliments hold no meaning when you haven't seen the person in the first place.

Which was noted, person above, by the person committing said attempted flattery.

But the point remain, person above me, I... am still sexy :P

person above me anybody here?

You are not on the phone person above me. ;]

Also, I say person above them proves it. :]

I am the person above me.

The person above me is so not cool!  :P :P :P :P

The person above me is clearly in denial.

the person above me has gone to bed...

The person above me hasn't posted in this thread in six months, but then, the person above me isn't really a person anyway.

 

I AM THE PERSON ABOVE THE PERSON BELOW ME

*Is above the person above me*

The person above me fails to understand his place in the grand scheme of life

The person above me implies that the scheme is grand.

The person above me wishes he were privy to my schemes. The person above me also wishes he were in the privy.

The person above me dictates sentences, among other things.

I dictate the person above's actions, and the person above me does what I say.

 

DANCE MY PUPPET

*makes the person above's puppet dance*

The person above me is an Ick.

*doesn't know what the person above me is*

I like to keep the person above me guessing.

The person above me could be taking advantage.

The person above me should be taking Advantix.

You don't want to know about my worms person above. They grow beards all over.

They spill out from beneath the person above's toenails. He should maybe get a toothbrush down there.