The person above me walks and pees at the same time, although usually not on purpose.

The person above me should know my dog did that once, though I think it was intentional though.

I'm not certain why the person above me thought I would be interested in that.

I'm not a curtain that the person above is certain of.

The person above me is an allen wrench.

The person above me jumped over the moon.

The person above me is forbidden to produce milk; in Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke.

The person above me apparently has no taste buds.

Why did the person above steal them?

Why does the person above me use aluminum foil as toilet paper?

Why does the person above me think that the person above her use aluminum foil as toilet paper? It sounds troublesome.

Fiddles is my reality, chica.

 

The person above me apparently lives in one of the fifteen or so lands of my ancestors.

The person above me understands that when nature calls, you write down their number for future blackmail.

Those emoticons over to the right of the text area when using the full reply editor? Yeah, that's what the person above me looks like in actuality. Pixels, beeyotch, what.

The person below the person above me would like to congratulate the person above the the person above me on his recent purchase of a lifetime's supply of rice pudding.

The person above me is located at coordinates (5, -27, q)

The person above me got those coordinates from a dwarf break bakery.

BUT THE PERSON ABOVE ME IS ON THE MENU

 

OH NO

*wipes the person above the person above me off the menu and orders a butter chicken pie*

We feed the strong people! We cook the weak people! *knocks the person above into the Soup*

*serves the person above me with the people above her*

The person above me licks my boots. *ahhh*

*is eaten*

*takes a wrong turn*

*ends up in the nose of the person above her for the third time since she's been back*

Whatever.

*chills*

*sticks a torch in the person above the person above's nose to counteract the chill*

*decides that it's the person above's turn to be a microbe*

 

*feeds them through the lens of a microscope*

 

voila!