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The person above me only has thoughts via osmosis. When he is by his lonesome he sits staring blankly at the wall.

The person above me is dressed for flamenco dancing. Just, you know, as his everyday clothing.

  • 2 weeks later...

The person above me is an equation. *solves* *the answer is noodles*

 

I have a sock monkey named Mr. Noodles... my friend is holding him at gun point until I accept his thanks for something my parents gave him.

And through the power of spam, the person above me could, too.

 

Pray to spam! Praise spam! You must become spam's strength!

Thou art so wise, person above me! I shall make it my goal to spam more, talk less!

 

*dutifully chants* Spam guide us. Spam teach us. Spam protect us. In Spam's light we thrive. In Spam's mercy we are sheltered. In Spam's wisdom we are humbled. We live only to spam. Our lives are spam.

Nevare would be proud of the person above's devotions, were he not in some drug-induced haze in Beirut or somewhere and consequently unaware of them.

Hmm, well I was gonna wait until the person above stumbled into my cleverly constucted icing-and-sprinkes trap, but that t-shirt has just made me too impatient...

 

*eats reyler*

 

*hiccups*

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