According to Trillian, the person above me is listening to Hanson - mmmBop right now.

 

There is no hope for the person above me.

Define "hope," person above me.

 

Also, it came with the iPod I got from a friend, along with all the "new" music I've been listening to lately. I'm not a music snob.

The person above me is a tumor *irradiates her*

The person above me is treating herself.

BEGONE FROM MY FLESH PERSON ABOVE ME

Mmmmm, I think not, person above me. Tasty!

I am treating myself, I am treating myself to ice cream, and the person above me mayn't partake.

I can treat myself to ice cream if I like, person above me, as we have some in our refrigerator leftover from the birthday party for my sister that we never had.

But how will the person above me open the refrigerator without arms or legs?

 

Also, who keeps ice cream in the fridge and not the freezer? Wouldn't it melt in there?

Well....see, here's the deal, person above me.

 

We have our fridge/freezer combo inside the house. Then, in our garage, we have a freezer-chest-thingy. Big thing. Then, also in our garage, we have another fridge/freezer combo. The ice cream wasn't in the ice chest, but was in one of the ones with a refrigerator, so that's how I differentiate.

*puts the person above in all those places at once*

I imagine the person above me has split me into many different pieces, then.

Am I getting predictabiggle, person above me?

Yes, yes you are. The person above me is getting old, I say.

*folds the person above into a small envelope and mails her to Sandy Claws*

*whispers about the above person's secret lair and sends an invading force to get her*

*the person above is returned for insufficient postage*

 

*stuffs the envelope through the shredder*

*has already chewed her way out of the envelope and keeps chewing on the wires of all the person above's appliances*

The person above me likes electrocuting herself, I guess.

Nah, I'm wearing a rubber suit, person above me. Also, I've heard if you're not touching the ground you can't get electrocuted? Like, if I'm hanging from the wires, chewing them...

Actually electricity likes to travel down, person above me; that's why animals on top of the wires are fine, but if one of those bottles should happen to fall, it's squirrel ashes all over the wall.

 

Also, the person above me knows better than to talk to me about rubber clothing.

Bottles?

 

Latex, person above me....latex clothes...

They're the same thing, person above me!

I don't think of them as such, person above me.

That's just because the person above me doesn't know what she's talking about, I'd say.