The person above me do no be correct.

I also know slurp.

The person above me got hair transplants. For his feet.

O person, who do be above, you are beneath me. 

The person above me ain't above anybody in that particular sense.

The person above me is perhaps mistaking that sense.  

The person above has mistaken his sense of sight with his sense of taste.

The person above me is the one who wants to burn the Mona Lisa...

The person above me went as the Mona Lisa for Halloween last year.

The person above me should stop scrolling through that album now, before she sees something she can't unsee. 

That, person above me, is why god invented alcomohols. And sterno.

The person above me believes in a god that condones alchemahol? How is this possible?

Because of SPAM, person above me.

Well person above, this does make sense. Now I will eat my applesauce.

*the person above is in fact eating a cupful of nails*

-chokes as the nails mentioned by the person above lacerate his throat-

The person above me is making some rude noises in his throat.

I'm sorry person above. It was inevitable.

The person above me should try defying fate, which is easy because FATE is the most incompetent world-governing AI that ever was.

It is also a horrible Diablo rip off person above.

Having never played that game, I will have to just take the person above's word for it. I can only only assume it to have been more coherent than the game I'm referencing, as the odds of it being otherwise are pretty odd.

You have assumed correctly person above

The person above me knows I am always correct.

Has the person above me grinded fates in the newest Final Fantasy? 

If the person above me is referring to XIV, no, I've only played the non-MMO Final Fantasy games.

I was considering buying it, person that is above me, as PC games are the only new releases that I can buy.