The person above notes that the person above me is female.

The person above me needs to put on some goddamn pants

The person above me needs to learn to appreciate the joys of not wearing pants.

The person above me needs to learn to appreciate the joys of me not swatting him in the bumps with a five iron. You know, for as long as it lasts.

The person above me may borrow my five iron.

The person above me is going to have a bad golf outing next time he goes when his 5 iron isn't there.

Oh look at that it's pain o' clock *swats the person above in the bumps with a five iron*

The person above me is a fishnugget.

The person above me has squirrel pox.

The person above me is a lunchbox face.

The person above me has no face. 

The person above me is from outer space.

The person above me is from an alien race.

The person above me fails at making the case.

I've had a chat with the ghost of Dr. Seuss, and he hates all three of the persons above me.

I've had a chat with Dr. Seuss's goose, and she said the person above me is totally lovely.

I've had a chat with a Swiss moose, an he said I should kick you in the knee.

The person above me loses!

The person above me was too scared to even play the game.

Of the person above me and myself, which one was it that forgot how to play the Person Above Me game?

 

That's right, person above me, you done losed, and it were my sacred duty to rub it in.

the person above is - gasp - technically correct, although the person above me is also a booger-head :P

If the person above me is going to use kindergarten insults, then the person above me will incur kindergarten punishments.
 
Or more specifically: the person above me is going in the electric time-out chair.

The person above me doesn't have britches big enough to put me in a "time-out" chair...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*notices "Staff" tag* Maybe the person above me DOES have big britches...

Is the person above me calling me fat?   

The person above me also fails at the most basic rule of the game.