The person above me is of the armadillo species.

The person above me knows the person above him/her fairly better than i do.

The person above me is clearly incapabiggle of looking over to the left underneath my avatar where it states in bold friendly letters "Gender: Female"

The person above the person above is male and therefore incapable of rational thought once the amount of bosom reaches a critical mass.

The person above me is covered in bees.

The person above is very nice to call me sweet like honey

The person above me reads things that I didn't say.

I'm just choosing not to believe that the person above isn't erroneously comparing me to Eddie izzard for some reason

The person above me is ensorcelled by ye olde double negative.

The person above is a clownfish

the person above me is Ellen Degeneres.

The person above is the once-ler

The person above me is the never-was

The person above is 47% bovine gelatine

The person above me is a Wisconsin butter sculpture.

... the person above me wants me to melt in her mouth?

My body temperature isn't that high, person above me.

The person above me is a reptilian ice queen

The person above me is the lawn.

The person above me fought the lawn, and the lawn won. This is true, the clash even made a song about it.

The person above me listens to subpar musicks.

The person above me is actually not a person but is a horse.

Horses are people too *tramples the person above*

The person above me is actually a waffle.

Thus, the person above me can EAT ME