I do love fireflies actually. But, I think the person above me is speaking from experience.

The person above me sneaks into cages at zoos and pees all over to mark her territory.

 

Pretty weird really.

The person above me is trying to shift blame, but it won't work because everybody knows that in any species it's the male who scent-marks territory.

The person above me is lying since everyone knows she's more dominant than any male and more likely to scent-mark her territory.

I own the person above's butt, meager though it be, and I haven't scent-marked that. Pretty sure Raena would have let you know if I had.

 

I may have had the person above me chipped, though.

 

Also, not dominant in the usual sense of d/s only on account of I'm less interested in exerting authority over people than I am in shoving them out of my way.

The person above me..... oh I don't know.

The person above me don't know me. Check.

Def true. The person above me was bored. 

I don't see the person above me doing anything to alleviate that, either!

Person above me will probably blame me too even though it's not my fault :(

It is the person above's fault that I am posting that it is the person above's fault.

I would nae have done so if not for the person above's persuasion. 

Shirk and blame, person above me, shirk and blame.

Person above me is in Idaho.

 

Wait, that's me.

The person above's signature is too tall.

 

Fix it.

The person above me isn't really a grouch, it's just pretend. I see right through you.

The person above me is very encouraging.

The person above me is full of rubbish.

The person above the person above me is very nice! 

Which the person above the person above me isn't, but we all knew that.

The person above me is the NICEST and most CARING person in the WORLD! 

The person above me is evidently drunk again

*Gasp* Why, I would never! The person above me is the sweetest <3<3

The person above me would never drink? Pretty sure I can track down a hundred or so posts in Fiddles to stand as evidence to the contrary.

The person above me reveals my darkest secrets, the days of youth and alcohol, which has turned into old age and alcohol. My secrets are common knowledge now. *sigh* I need a drink. (but also because I have to clean the fridge, and I'm not doing that sober so..)