Why is everything with Gwampy always putrid?

More-so here than in that other (real) world where everything has to be prim and proper.  One must let one's hair dangle when spamming.  Releases the tension knots, you see.  ;)

Funny you should mention knots and tension. *wraps rope around Gwampy's skull, twists and twists and twists until it bursts* There's a name for that, but I can't recall it.

tensile force? bleh, i've never been a physicist.

No, I mean the specific method of torturing and potentially killing someone by tightening a rope around their head.

i cannot find it's like on google

Google hates you and everyone who looks like you.

I look like this, with less pouty lips, and generally less "COME AND SEE WHY I LOOK LIKE THIS" attitude that emanates from him

 

You aren't sustaining enough trauma to the face, then *gets the golf clubs*

oh hai! can you teach me how to play that?

What, "Facebusters"?

Funny you should mention knots and tension. *wraps rope around Gwampy's skull, twists and twists and twists until it bursts* There's a name for that, but I can't recall it.

 

 

Spam is relaxing...this..."method of torture"...is not relaxing.

 

I therefore dub it to be known from this day forward as:

 

 

 

 

 

"ANTI-SPAM"

* ponders *

::)

I can't imagine spamming while experiencing that torture method!  :o

 

* nods *

Anti-spam is fitting, indeed.

* nods again *

I thought the abuse is what you come here for.

I come here to escape that "other" world.

 

The abuse is just a fringe benefit.  ;)

 

CAUTION:  the above named vices may be addictive to some individuals.

 

SPAM AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!  >:D

 

Gotta go to work now.  >:(

 

Love,

Gramps

*is at work now*  :P

*is at Reyler's work too*

Well then see if you can't do something about the solvent fumes.

Spamming DM while at work.

 

* remembers those glorious days *

* endless hours learning the DM lingo *

* learning to type between the stars *

* discovering the smileys *  ;D

* trying to develop an avatar *

* instantaneous high speed spamming *

* free, of course *

* smiles *

* nods *

 

Yup.

Those were the days.

Gone.

Gone forever.

It's probably all my fault that the old company folded.

Had nothing to do with the poor economy in Michigan.

Or the automotive industry.

It's all because I was getting paid to spam DM.

 

* tries to look...uuuhhhmmmm...responsible for the state of the union...or something similar *

* not that good of a pretender *

 

It just is NOT my fault at all!!!  >:(

If I hadn't been spamming DM I would have been doing something much less worthwhile like wandering about where people could see that I had nothing better to do.

* realizes that rationalization is not valid logic *

* doesn't really care any more *

 

I was doing so good.

Only spamming a couple of lines per week.

Now, here I am again.

Spilling my guts.

Spewing a bunch of crap just because I can.

Filling the Gwampy thread to the brim.

At least I won't be harming the Tinkers any more.

That discussion group is history...see site for details.

 

Probably ought to get ready for work over in that other world.

 

Bye for now.

Love,

Gramps

"Develop an avatar"?  ::)

Careful, he leaks.

He does worse things than leak. :-[

Shush, you're not supposed to be making value judgements.

* enjoys his Jelly snuggle *

* puffs up like a blow fish *

* slowly releases *

 

That's what reyler and KC were referring to.

 

* watches poor Jelly's skin turn to a sickly lime green color *