Why would he lie! You affront his honour.

That's a short post from you gramps

He is old and his hands are tired :D

hasn't stopped him in the past

This thread is hereby condemned and will be torn down in due course to make way for a shopping mall.

What shall it be called?

The Paris Hilton Memorial Shopping Galaxy.

good place to pick up crap then?

If you're in charge of sanitation.

*dumps stuff*

Is it cheap and tacky rey rey ;D

I had hoped more people would pick up on the "memorial" part.

Well even in death she would be cheap and tacky,

I don't know, she wouldn't be the one responsibiggle for dressing up her corpse.

That would go to Nicole Ritchie

I would wonder how Oztrlya knows so much about Amerika's fake celebrities, but I think I'd rather not know.

We have precognition

Nothing to focus on within your own borders?

Some things I'd rather not focus on in our borders

Not enough anthrax.

 

How many more times do you think I can talk about agents of biological warfare before the FBI comes crashing down on this board?

About 3 months

Bloody metric system.

* wonders if BC knows that "Foster's" is Australian for "beer" *

 

It must be true...I saw it on TV!!!

 

Since the king of spam has abandoned this thread, there is nobody to protect it's existence from the whims of her majesty the queen of spam.  I doubt that he ever envisioned it growing to 222 pages when he posted it...that was back when he and I were playing cyber-tag, as I recall (could be mistaken, maybe...maybe not).

 

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

 

(WHAT THE QUEEN WANTS, THE QUEEN GETS)

 

* wonders how long it will take to figure out how to remove the thread to make room for the tribute to young women *

* considers checking the Additional Options... *

* discards that idea...too much like work *

 

Suffer ye not the wrath of the queen!!!

 

I posted longer just for you, BC.  ;D

so, does it be demo-maned?

I would prefer that it simply drift into the depths of "Fiddlesticks posts that have been abandoned."  Kinda like the "3,000 years of solitary confinement" thread.  Plus, that's a lot easier than trying to figure out how to remove it.  Whatever turns her majesty on.  :'(

hehe, yeah true...I remember that thread...it got spammed :P