Aw... my smiley!

>:D

Fine. 8)

This came in an email. I thought it was funny.

 

 

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

 

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

 

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

 

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

 

    As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the  Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.

 

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.

The pillow monkey man is dead! :D

oh well!

It is good really.

is it?

Yes, you'll have to trust me on this one.

Trust must be earned over time.

Not true GG, you can trust someone till they betray you. :)

Which is what I do.

Like I said...

Trust must be earned over time.

*shrugs*

 

I'd rather trust people.

"Trust is a sword where the handle is as sharp as the blade."

 

"A fool trusts everyone and a bigger fool trusts no one."

LOL... :D

Hey!! That's deep! :P

Umm not really.

It is... :'(

Sorry sweetie, but it isn't :-*

*cries* :'(

*pets*

 

It is ok, some day, we'll teach you what is deep. :D

Evil :P

 

Evil, evil woman :P

Yes, I am evil, and sometimes I do love it.

Sometimes? You love it all the time :P