I'm a responsible pumpkin.

loki was eaten by wildebeests, he's not coming back I don't think.

We could drag him back by the cerebral cortex using a fishhook.

Then the wildebeest will do

I don't think he would feel that, Ick. Plus, how would you get it past his hair?

* sneezes a mighty sneeze *

* watches her majesty's dust speck drift into the far distance on the sneeze breeze *

* wonders if it is still significant way over there almost out of sight *

 

* has to take a minute for some head bobbin' *

* Kid Rock wants to be a cowboy *

 

Nice beat, but he's about as much cowboy as he is rapper or singer.

 

I could use a few of the dollars that he has lying around doing nothing important.

 

I'd add them to my pile of cigarette money that I'll spend on something someday maybe.

 

Maybe I'd share one or two piles with the wife so she could stop telling me how expensive it is getting just to pay our bills and buy gas for her van and beans for my belly.

 

* thinks about beans *

* goes to the opposite side of the dust speck *

* uses bean power to blow it back to where it started *

Kid Rock wants to be Kid Rock but he just hasn't been able to get there.

* Gwampy sings his original blues song *

 

Oh, I wish I was a wine-o.

Just drinking that nasty old wine all day.

Said I wish I was a wine-o.

Emptying another bottle of wine today.

When that wine is all gone it'll wash my blues away.

 

* Kid Rock tries to steal the song but he can't do blues any better than rap *

I used to be able to click on a button to see a list of responses to the threads that I had posted in...is there a way to do that on this board?

Click the arrow by your user name at the top of the page, and click 'My Content'.

That's the closest thing to 'Unread Replies' on new DM.

Kick the board, hit it with a hammer, deny it ice cream.

Either option works, but one is more likely to succeed all the time.

It must have its ice cream, after all.

If you really want to mess with it, give it Rocky Road, it hates that.

*paves over Talmanes, sets up a portable toilet over the spot*

Click the arrow by your user name at the top of the page, and click 'My Content'.

That's the closest thing to 'Unread Replies' on new DM.

 

 

Thanks, Tal...I'll give that a try.

 

Or, as Uno would say, I'll SEE how that goes.

Click the arrow by your user name at the top of the page, and click 'My Content'.

That's the closest thing to 'Unread Replies' on new DM.

 

 

Thanks, Tal...I'll give that a try.

 

Or, as Uno would say, I'll SEE how that goes.

 

 

I think once I get used to it this should work OK. Thanks!

*paves over Talmanes, sets up a portable toilet over the spot*

 

 

* stops in for a little squirt of free hand sanitizer *

* holds his breath *

* gets a squirt and rubs it in *

* closes the door *

* exhales *

*pours cement over the portajohn*

I think gramps did something worse then you rey rey

Now appearing in Revolution One RP!

 

"Bela -- Trojan Style".

 

GrandpaG!

 

Appearing for the first time in a REAL RP!

 

That's right!

 

He's actually interacting with other RP'ers!

 

Or, trying to, anyway.

 

 

This project is OPEN TO SPAMMERS!!!

 

Just enter a description of your silly character and join in!

 

Never been brave enough to RP before? Here's your chance!

 

Nynaeve created this just for people like you who might be RP challenged but like to have fun anyway!

 

No, you lazy cuss, I'm not going to feed you a thread...if you wanna play, check it out!

 

ENJOY!

 

Love,

Gramps

Sounds like a rooting tooting time. OH NO! *is now being chased by the giant rooty tooty fresh and fruity from his nightmares*

Spoken like a true frat brother.

What was the hazing ritual?

My guess? Seven Minutes in Heaven with Gwampy. Or Hell, whichever.