...I dunno, I just take the time and multiply by 2 with my connection.

So, if it's noon o' clock...?

Hair past a freckle

badcortizone has shorts warts.

badcortizone has shorts warts.

 

 

I used to show the wart on my tongue to my younger sister to watch her face wrinkle and to hear her say "OOOOOOooooo, GROSSS!!!" but now those days are gone forever...the poor little guy fell victim to the laser biopsy.

Ah, yours was an oral outbreak, eh?

Wonder how he got it

Wonder how he got it

 

 

I don't remember any episode involving a toad.

I was implying herpes, yo. You gots to realize.

Yeah it's not like I am trying to be vague for a reason

Oh, well thanks for letting us know then.

And now: yams

 

They look like potatoes.

And you look like roadkill *drives over your head a few times to make certainly certain*

Well now that was just unnecessary my features were already remarkably pug-like. I guess now I shall be rug-like.

It may have been unnecessary, but it shore were enjoyabiggle.

Well that's good then. I'd hate to think my head was smashed without bringing joy and wonder to the others around me

* wonders why NF has siggy censored if she is streaking *

 

Streakers WANT to be seen!

 

Maybe is has something to do with frog anatomy being different?

 

 

* realizes that he is being rude since they have not been properly introduced *

 

Hi, frog person! I'm First Fool around these parts because I have a birthday coming up Friday.

 

Nice to meet you!

 

Welcome to Fiddlesticks! Spam on!

 

What's with the censored body parts?

 

* tries to imagine his way past the censors *

* wonders if the frog lady speaks like they do in Da U.P., eh? *

Gwampy the poor child is underage, she isn't allowed to be seen naked on the interwebs, it's illegal.

Legality hardly stops anything, they always find ways to get out

Do you want Gwampus making an appearance on "To Catch A Predator"?

Depends if he is dressed nicely, jokes!

*drops badwarsh down the trap door into the spider pit*

*makes friends with spiders and gives them a birthday gift*