You saying you don't like gramps rey rey

Would you want to be stuck in a small, enclosed space with him for any length of time? You know he'll just fill it right up with methane.

I would make friends with the methane, we could have a tea party

You would asphyxiate long before your time was up.

Then gramps would have a funner time then me

I'm sure he wouldn't mind making out with a dead body.

Yeah noone else does when they make out with him

I don't actually know anybody who has had the displeasure.

He would have had to otherwise he wouldn't have offspring

I didn't say there weren't any such unfortunates, I said I didn't know them. Larn too reed.

* dons his "Baron of Butt Bombs" outfit *

* poses proudly *

* channels a little Air to make his fart-brown cape flutter behind him *

* adds a little shot of methane to the mix for the benefit of those standing down wind *

* applause from the crowd is louder than the cheers because of the gas masks muffling the sounds *

* gets a sad look on his face *

 

No.

I don't get much smooching these days.

Damned menopause.

Not me...wifey.

I know.

They have pills for that.

They have pills for everything.

No more pills.

It's more sanitary just to stop smooching.

 

* bows to the audience *

* lets rip with a healthy one *

* lots of noise but not too deadly *

 

Just right.

 

* nods *

*hooks Gwampy up to both ends of the Fart Mask from Jackass 2*

*whips air up and sucks out the smell*

* still has never seen Jackass *

* ponders *

 

I'd probably enjoy it.

It's mostly guys getting the crap beat out of them on purpose.

Mindless but enjoyable entertainment

It's mostly guys getting the crap beat out of them on purpose.

 

 

 

Thanks alot!

Now if I ever DO get to see it, I'll already know how it ends!

You should have posted this with a SPOILER caution.

* nods *

Nothing can spoil jackass

It's not like there's a plot, Gwampy, it's basically just one long stunt show. This ought to give you a basic idea, although they also do some horrible pranks to eachother.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIt33fOIM4&feature=related

Some are hilarious though

Here's another good one, though beware, lots of swearing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LrYvIbrsM

Still on dial up...thanks, anyway.

"Embedding disabled by request", what a dick move.

dial up sucks

But some of us who started out on it still cannot, for instance, get used to seeing a 400Mb file download in 20 minutes.