Maybe if it had fallen on your head?

I would have eaten it with vinegar

Gross! *sandpapers your tongue*

* lets his twelve inch tongue unroll then wiggles it in a begging manner *

 

ME TOO!!!

 

ME TOO!!!

I've eaten a twelve-inch tongue before. Many times. They belonged to cows.

The competition, I see I see

It's actually considered a minor delicacy, which is really just a polite way of saying it's something that's only eaten by those who can get past how gross the idea of eating it is.

So is rey rey a delicacy

*entertains the idea of abusing her power to delete all your posts*

And explaining why? Now that would be an intersting prospect. I don't think they will accept being annoying as an answer

"It's probably been there forever. You're just too blind to see what's right in front of your face."

 

"No. I don't believe that. It's new, I tell you."

 

"Why can't you just admit that you missed it? What's the big deal, anyway?"

 

"I did NOT miss ANY SUCH THING!"

 

"I'm sorry, old bud, but you did. Just because you didn't notice it doesn't mean that it wasn't there."

 

"You're WRONG!"

 

"No, you're wrong."

 

"NO! You are!"

 

"You are."

 

"YOU ARE!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those of you who haven't actually figured out what the above conversation was really all about, it was GrandpaG trying to convince himself that he had already known that reyler had the "DM Staff" title below her ever changing avatar.

Edited July 24, 201115 yr by GrandpaG

i wouldn't have been such a snarky doof if i'd realized.

Oh please, as Ick pointed out in the announcement thread, I've always been in charge here, now it's just official.

So fiddles has someone who will actually be around to mod

So be on your best behavior, fudgebottom.

So be on your best behavior, fudgebottom.

 

 

 

"As I always am..."

 

 

 

* bows deeply *

* gives his gleeman's cloak a sideways flourish to rustle the patches *

* wiggles his bells on his fool's cap and slipper toes *

* thinks to himself *

 

"Now she truly is the rightful Queen of Fiddlesticks."

 

* nods *

* considers going back to calling her "your majesty" *

* reconsiders *

* thinks to himself *

 

"Those might be dangerous waters to attempt to tread."

 

* nods *

 

 

Congratulations (a little late but better than never)!!!

 

It's about time!!!

*gives Gwampy the stigmata*

In blue this year!

I don't think he's wealthy enough to have blue blood, Boyo.

Good point.

I am always on my best behaviour Queen Superior

If that's your best behavior, I'd hate to see your worst one.

Hey I am behaving

Like a bunch of WILD PIGS

 

or aardvarks