that stuff will certainly repeat on you if your not carefull fot kill it properly first. what you have to do is lull it into a false sence of security with some bagpipes and then stabit lovingly with a pitchfork, and finish it off with a glasgow kiss

I expect anything involving Glasgow as its point of origin would be lethal.

is it wrong that it sounds kind of yummy to me?

Oh what a tangled weave we wear

innards, onions, and oats. what could be bad?

glasgow kiss: a headbutt. probably from a scot.

Lame. Glasgow smile is much better.

does it chafe like thermal underwear?

you pay extra for the chafe.

how about if i bring my own finch?

does that have a googleable second meaning or are you talking about a parasite ridden budgie?

er not of that im aware but i could make one up for you if you really want

i'd prefer anything to a west nile virus bearing feathered monstrosity.

even if you could breath fire?

i can't?

no. see boyles law.

i didn't make it that far in chemistry.

 

i can spew venom though. will that work?

only to those of delicate complection. boyles law is like first year of uni. so i dont remeber much cept that its to to with volume and gas, and there is that famous answer that makes the rounds.

i put my head down on the desk in grade 10 chem and didn;t pick it up again for the rest of the year.

 

i'll take your word for it though.

muwhahaha, finally, a willing minion!

who wouldn't be?

most people i know

well glad to be of some service, then. i rarely am.

and yet that rumour mill just wont stop turning will it

Edited December 5, 201113 yr by loki redfern

different kind of service...