Our queen has broken the hearts of many male spammers.  :(

She hasn't found one yet that is up to her standard.  :(

Or, maybe she just doesn't like males.  :(

But, then too, she has demoralized a few females in her day as well.  :(

I guess a queen can't show partiality, huh.  :(

Good luck, Korin...maybe you'll be her first survivor.  :)

I'm not really sure what you're talking about Gwampy, but as far as him surviving me, I destroy him in practically every post that mentions him.

Quite true. Gwampy... did she break your heart?

No, bacon grease did that for him.

Not that bacon grease!!! :o

*slathers Corn in bacon grease and throws him to the pigs*

*runs away from the cannibalistic tribal pigs*

Cannibalism heck, pigs eat anything you give them.

HAHAHAHA! Snatch! ;D

Is that supposed to make any kind of sense, or are you just cheeched?

Perhaps he is accentuating exactly how much the pigs will eat?

Or....about...eating something else...... o.O

Is that supposed to make any kind of sense, or are you just cheeched?

I love the Guy Ritchie film known as Snatch, and it does involve pigs being used to dispose of bodies

I'm still alive so far.

The wife says if I don't get off my butt and quit eating I'll die.

::)

I might die anyway.

::)

Someday.

::)

 

I haven't been getting online because the last time I was here she tried to call me from work with an "emergency" and couldn't get through because I was "on that @*&%!$@# internet again".  So, I've been staying off.  Not that I'm afraid of her or anything.  Well, maybe a little.  After all...she does keep my clothes springtime fresh.  ;D  Anyway...I'd best get off from here in case she has something important to call me from work about.  ;)

She cracks the whip

Ooh...we gettin' naughty in here? *just came in and read the last post*

*makes whipping gestures and appropriate sound effects to deride Gwampy's status*

Has he been a bad boy?   :D

No, we've merely learned who wears the pants in his marriage

 

hint hint it isn't him

We established this lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ago

Don't you hand the pants over on the honeymoon

He wears the ballet tights in the family.

So he can do ballet then ::)

No

I could put you in a salsa dress but could you dance the salsa?

Men who wear the pants in their family soon learn that those are the only pants that they will be getting into.  ;)

But that is if they wear in the first place :P