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HE'S STOPPED BREATHING!

 

QUICKLY, SOMEONE GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH...

 

...

 

*silence*

 

 

c mon demi, give him mouth to mouth !

It's his knee you fools! Give him a band-aid!

 

*Shuffles around looking like he's doing something*

Somebody get a band-aid!

Look at that scrapping!

*Shuffles some more, screaming, not getting band-aid*

 

I HAVE AMI - AID !!!!

 

do u think it would help ?

*channels an evil nurse outfit on her self*

 

*proceeds to the AMI-aid*

OH MY GOD; HIS LEGS ARE COMING OFF!

 

WE NEED TO AMPUTATE!

 

TWITCH, CLEAN A HACKSAW!

*Cuts down a tree infested with termites, washes termites off with old blood*

 

 

IT'S CLEAN! CUT THEM OFF!

 

 

 

...

 

 

WHAT THE HELL IS IN HIS RECTUM!?!?!??!?!?!

Yessiry, your legs!

*Awaits Demi to choppy choppy*

Cleaning it with some flies? Genius!

 

*Trips and accidentally falls on top of Tayol*

Oh dear!

Demi! He's going crazy! Cut them NOW!

 

*struggles with twitch*

 

*manages to get his knife out and tries to stab twitch*

AAAAAAAAAH!

 

*pounces on Tayol and Twitch, hacksaw in hand*

 

LAY STILL DAMN YOU!

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