*holds Tayol back down and continues giving him Mouth2Mouth*

wohoo!!

*feigns horror* it doesn't seem to be working.*continues giving mouth2mouth*

*dies*

You know ironically enough this reminded me of a funny survey that was carried out.

 

After 14 minutes with a person giving you CPR after a heart attack your chances or survival are below 3%

 

Ironically if someone calls the ambulance as soon as you get the heartattack it takes them 14 minutes to arrive, assess and begin to dephribilate you.

whatever...*continues giving Tayol mouth2mouth*

i'm going to keep giving Tayol mouth2mouth forever if that's what it takes

*two months later*

 

he's starting to rot! : (

*is the size of a balloon*

okay, i stop now. *spits and gags*

i think it's for the best

*flys across the room*

now that's funny

*hits a wall*

*watches Tayol's body slide down the wall*

*opens a gateway to a black hole under Tay's body*

*watches the wall be obliterated in the process*

 

oh just great... you destroy the wall i hang my painting on...

how sexy!

i'm staying outta this one

*falls through*

*waves bye to Tayol*

*pushes dam in too*

ooh, burn!

*climbs back outta the hole*

oh no you dont your not clean yet

 

*uses a broom handle to poke you back in*