What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 4 legs after dark?

Give you a hint, it's not man.

 

No, it's me... I wake up, by crawling out of bed.. Go to do my normal day stuff on 2 legs.. then I crawl home.

 

What are u if not a man? A woman or bela maybe??

Lol, I'm the undead. :P

Here's one for you...

 

I am so fragile that when you say my name you break me. What am I?

should i pull out a thesarus for that one? ;)

Here's one for you...

 

I am so fragile that when you say my name you break me. What am I?

err.. is it silence?

 

*first post* :D

OH MY GOD!!! SO OBVIOUS YET I COULDN'T SEE IT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

i just realised i made a bad joke...er, forgive me. i was... no excuses.

Yep that's right Old Hob.

 

Here's another

 

A woman was pushing her car. When she stopped at a hotel, she realised she was bankrupt. Why?

It was a monopoly game?

 

I was stumped on this one but i think im right. I'm going to google me up a riddle or 2 to post here.

Ok i have a one now.

 

What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

Your word.

Your word.

Yup

There are 2 men walking in the desert, but neither knows each other. One of them is dying of thirst and the other has a full jug of water. The man with the jug offers the man a drink, but only if he follows three simple rules.

Rule 1 : He cannot have the jug, because it is his only one.

Rule 2 : He cannot remove the cork from the spout and drink this way.

Rule 3: He cannot poke a hole into the cork or the jug.

So, the thirsty man accepted his rules and then, he finished his drink and left. How did he do it? :P

There was already another opening in the jug?

either he used a straw and drank from the already opened jug

 

or the man with the already opened jug poured the water directly in the other man's mouth