*farts*

*applauds* wonderful boss wonderful

That's not new. You lied to us!

Not new you say? Just take a whiff. That's DEFINITELY new. I've NEVER eaten broccoli in such large quantities before.

 

*gags*

*applauds*

*gasp* not even in broccoli beef???

or Orange beef n broccoli

Man, with these new steps master noggy has presented this org will be better than ever!

Hey, if you really want stinky, eat a crapload of asparagus and pee all over the place. That'll drive everyone off!

i think farts are enough for now O_O dont give him ideas!

Um, I just gave him a truckload of ideas yesterday.

 

Is that a bad thing?

hmm..what's this? A truck? And it's FULL of ideas? This must be my lucky day...

I don't recall having said they were good ideas.

 

<.<

now lets rejoice as the fart monster destroys itself

*pulls first idea out of the truck*

*it explodes*

 

That was weird... anyway

 

*pulls the SECOND idea out of the truck*

*reads it*

 

Mkay...it says that we ALL have to put plastic bags tightly over our heads and breathe in and out heavily for one hour.

 

Here Demi...

 

*hands him a plastic bag*

 

You get to be the first to test out this GREAT new idea!

*shoves his head in* So.... what now?

now you sta absolutely still untill me and noggy finish putting some ideas up your arse

Maybe i suffocate? *acts it out*

 

Was that good?

I don't know. This idea suddenly doesn't seem so great. Maybe we should try adding peanut butter to the equation.

*slomps peanut butter all over himself*

 

Maybe i should duel a bear with a butter knife?

Bears duel?

 

:shock:

yes, with sporks and umbrellas. It's quite exciting.

if you feed them tuna before, its bound be one hell of a fight

Well sign me up for tickets to that show!

that'll be 50$

 

...

 

 

25$?