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The Stumbling Soldier VI - Brawl Time!!!!

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Thanks Booky! Oh, and please call me Jea! ;)

 

*continues hitting Goldy with heavy and hard book*

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What did I do Jen? I was just returning the favor.

 

argh

 

*kicks Jea har in the belly and takes her book*

 

*flings the book at Bookster's head*

 

*is poked*

 

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*falls over from being kicked in the belly*

 

Ow...? I think....yeah, kinda hurt....

 

*succeeds in kicing Goldy in both shins at the same time* My dad loves to play around....mostly wrestling stuff....don't try me, alright.

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*pitches a Brew mug at Sei'Cair's head*

 

Take that!

*wanders in for a drink*

 

*sees the soggy book on the ground*

 

AWW!! DUDE!! THAT SHOULD BE A SPOT FINE!!!

 

*grabs Goldie by the hair and swings him into the rafters*

 

That's just wrong....

Hey 4 on 1, no fair

 

*drops down onto Heli*

 

*jumps into the air and succeeds in kicking Corki and Jea in the face at the same time*

*is slightly stunned* We're gonna need a lot more hard objects here people......*succeeds in grabbing empty mugs and throwing a steady stream of them at Goldy*

*sees Bookie throwing books*

 

Booklover my arse!

 

*hands Goldy a helmet*

*puts the helmet on*

 

Thanks Froix

 

*grabs a book and slams it into Bookie's face*

 

*hears the crunch of his nose breaking*

Brilliant....I didn't know anyone would have the desire to break their own nose! I find that quite fascinating, lol! And, Booky's probably got more copies of those...considering he got on to me for throwing this giant blank hard back book at Goldy.

*grabs a brew and waits to see how events unfold*

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*sleeps in the corner, ignoring the chaos going on around him*

*throws Corki at Goldie, leaving them in a heap on the floor*

 

*quickly hog-ties Goldie very tightly and hangs him from the rafters with a good strong rope*

 

*passes out pinata bats to everyone else*

 

Let's see what he's full of!!! Corki, you can go first since... you know... you were the ammo that brought him down. :wink:

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*is rudely awaken and finds himself in a heap with Sei'Cair*

 

What the??

 

*looks around confused, and then sees Se'Cair hanging from the rafters*

 

*gets a pinata bat*

 

*hurls it at the sleeping Sei'Cair, hitting him on the head*

*walks into the Stumbling Soldier, and strolls through the chaos up to the bar. Looking for and not finding a barkeep, helps himself to a keg labled "Battle Brew", filling a largish mug to the brim, Dealer looks apreciatively at the head of his brew and downs it in one tip. Wiping the froth from his mouth he announces*

 

Been thinking about joining up! Can anybody tell me why I should?

First and foremost and as you can see, we're all about fun! lol!

 

Hmm....how to wake Goldy up......I know....*leaves and then returns with a giant bucket of ice* Perhaps this'll do the trick....*dumps it on him so that he'll be awake*

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