why is this taking so long! AAARGH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... just had to vent, ignore.

*ignores*

Did someone say something?

 

<.<

 

*wanders off aimlessly*

*walks into a wall*

*walks THROUGH a wall*

 

Wow...spiffy

*Goes over the wall*

Fun... :D

Wait....whats taking so long?

*boogies IN a wall*

im afraid to ask, but how did you get in there?

Mousehole

 

*points*

since when do mice need holes 10 feet tall to crawl through? No, that clearly is an elephant hole. Gah, those pesky wall elephants... *shakes head*

Have you ever seen anything normally sized in the Blight as of yet?

 

I tell you, it's a mousehole.

im quite sure its onw of those elephant holes though

 

saw a flock of them run through here a while ago

you are not, by the strict meaning of the word, ignoring this thread, curse you all! CURSE YOU TO THE 7TH LEVEL OF PURGATORY!

We're ignoring your first post, but at the same time, we cannot ignore our duty to SPAM the hell out of everything. *nods*

this aint spam, this aint even bacon...

 

 

*trademarks that saying*

ooh bacon... is it crispy?

NO! ITS NOT! Now, apologize, its canadian bacon! Want some? *hands him some canadian bacon coated with laxatives*

Its EXTRA tasty today! :P

Canadian bacon.

 

:evil:

 

I once asked for an Egg McMuffin without ham and the chick told me that it didn't come with ham. I asked her what the hell she thought canadian bacon was....:x

i like bacon

 

but i dont eat it

 

*blames his muslim heritage*

 

make fun of it and i will make hell for you

Not even TURKEY bacon? O_o

Turkey bacon is a shame to the name of bacon...

To even suggest turkey bacon is a blasphemy that can not be tolerated. I would make a threat about suicide bombing, but I'm afraid Demi might find it amiss. So instead, I'll just make a bomb threat.

 

[Calls in a bomb threat to Noggy's home]

i don't find nothing amiss :P unless you on purpose badmouth the muslim religion ('m not a muslim though, my father is) im cool with it

No, Canadian bacon is a shame to the name of bacon. At least turkey bacon TRIES to be bacon. It LOOKS kinda like bacon, and, as long as you hold your nose when you eat it, it can kinda-sorta taste like bacon, too. On the other hand, Canadian bacon is just ham in disguise. It tastes nothing like bacon, looks nothing like bacon, and it's got the word 'Canadian' in its name.

 

*see's Zachary's bomb threat and raises him a truckload of steaming trolloc feces forcibly funneled down his throat*

:shock:

 

*takes Noggy's phone number off her speed dial*